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During trials of the shipborne BAe militarised version of the pencil sharpener, it was discovered no 6 inch diameter 12 foot long pencil existed, the MOD not to be shown as incompetent immediately put out to tender a multi million pound contract to produce a militarised 7 inch diameter version of the pencil.
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Despite his sadness at losing Digby in the Venusian canal, Dan Dare was pleased that he had at last captured The Mekon in his Treen-trap..... he would never post again!
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"Honest Officer, I'm only looking for crabs".
he's called Jean Painlevé and these are some of his films. You may recognise some from 1960's TV
https://encrypted.google.com/search?...w=1280&bih=866
he's called Jean Painlevé and these are some of his films. You may recognise some from 1960's TV
https://encrypted.google.com/search?...w=1280&bih=866
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Quagmire's career as a Navy diver was cut short, when he was told to bugger off and become an airline pilot if he wanted to shag everything in sight.
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The device is discrete and comfortable, no one will realise you are using it, even in swimwear!
In as little as two to three months, you will see an increase in length of up to two inches!
In as little as two to three months, you will see an increase in length of up to two inches!
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"Q-branch still having trouble with the concept of miniaturisation I see Mr Bond?"
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Ps noting the references to 'Buster' Crabb; read about him here
for those that don't know the story
Lionel Crabb - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
'Buster' Crabbe was a swimmer turned actor..from whom Lionel got the nickname.
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Ps noting the references to 'Buster' Crabb; read about him here
for those that don't know the story
Lionel Crabb - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
'Buster' Crabbe was a swimmer turned actor..from whom Lionel got the nickname.
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Honourable mention to Eyesfront with:
Second goes to Roadster280 with;
But the winner for this week (and lucky it was to go the week because I was almost going to award it that very day!) was ShyTorque with:
You said I had to bring a budgie smuggler ... whay are you looking at me like that?
The WRNS finally acquiesced to demands of "Show us yer box!".
"Roll up kids! Reach right into my lucky dip box and see if you can find my snorkel!"
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Buster, thanks for that. 
Here we go:
Judging after about a week or when we all get fed up, which might not take too long...
Here we go:
Judging after about a week or when we all get fed up, which might not take too long...
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Ps noting the references to 'Buster' Crabb; read about him here
for those that don't know the story
for those that don't know the story
by coincidence, a pal of mine now owns Buster's old MG dating back to 1937.