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Old 5th Jul 2011, 17:22
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There is just something Faginesque about the first pose so..........

"You'd like to make pocket handkerchiefs as easily as the Artful Dodger, wouldn't you my dear"?

Or

"A terrible thing, Oliver... hangin'. The dawn... the noose, the winch, the drop! You don't even have to be guilty, they'll hang you for anything these days, that's because they're so very fond of hangin', ahh for the life of a crewman my boy!
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 18:20
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#1: "Right, anyone making derogatory comments about ME on the PPRuNe caption competition is up for treason!"

#2: "Bye Wills, and while you're up there don't forget to keep a look out for my new brown gloves. Some thieving barsteward has just stolen them!"
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 18:29
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NAAAAAFFFIII WAAAGON........

Or

It's no use love, MT stops for no one.

Or

Coooiiii Dear, you have forgot your GPS.


One would like to add, have they not heard of spirit levels?, because that post she is leaning on is F all square to the building.

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Old 5th Jul 2011, 18:33
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First pic

"If I screw this up I am going to look a right prince!"
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 18:42
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His thinks bubble...."grandma topless, grandma topless"
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 19:26
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Pic 1. Hmm, Uncle Andrew never said anything about dipping his chopper in a Lake. Could this be some sort of prank for the new boy like daddy asking for a lefthanded screwdriver the other day?

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Old 6th Jul 2011, 21:22
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Pic 1: "Right, Commander's cock cut off, she's safe now!"

Pic 2: "That's right honey, chop chop!" ... *whispered* - "See, I told you you could switch you little finger for your knob, now how about we clean your chopper too?"

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"I wouldn't wave like that love, the Daily Mail will be able to read your palm"
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PIC#1

'I know it's so,so wrong but even now I still can't shift the image of her sister in that bridesmaid dress!'
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Old 7th Jul 2011, 15:14
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"Don't go landing in anyone else's back garden now, will you."

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Old 8th Jul 2011, 00:23
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Pic2: Big Willy hadn't noticed that News of the World had slipped a microphone into his helmet...
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OY! don't forget to pick up ciggies and milk before you come home, and by the way mother is sleeping over tonight, so no funny business......
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I hope to God that she has not noticed this erection
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Thinks bubble on both:

"Hang on, those aren't the gloves I bought him.."
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...and the winner is...

...and the winner is Wokkafans with an understandable "I'd wave too but Kate's given me such a hard on."

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Old 9th Jul 2011, 20:50
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Thanks RG and sorry Buster

A most surprising win as there were some great entries this week so judging must have been 'hard' on RG's 'part'

Usual rules apply, judging next Friday

(Edit - Thanks ST for pointing out the previous pic had been posted before - Take 2 )




WF

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No, the Flight attendant is on board for safety, not just to serve meals!
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In a poorly judged bid to show the MOD's ongoing efforts to contain costs, the Chief of the Air Staff shows the outcome of the new aircrew selection process.
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Old 10th Jul 2011, 06:50
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