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Old 30th Jun 2011, 12:40
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Outta there now, my bag's really full.
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Old 30th Jun 2011, 15:58
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Even after taking up ballooning, Alcock and Browns flights met a similar end.
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Old 30th Jun 2011, 18:41
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"For Gawd sake, can't you wait? I am on an important phone call, jeez, have a heart"
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Old 1st Jul 2011, 11:53
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For gods sake man, why cant you pee over the side of the basket like every one else.
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Old 1st Jul 2011, 11:57
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Looks like the first oversize skittle tournament was going to have a smelly end
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Old 1st Jul 2011, 12:24
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filming for jackass 4 gets under way !
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Old 2nd Jul 2011, 21:34
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can't think of anything amusing to say about this one that wouldn't get censored
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Old 2nd Jul 2011, 23:05
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A sudden gust of wind turns another balloon landing into a crock of s**t.
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Old 2nd Jul 2011, 23:50
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Frank discovered that they don't make Zeppelin Hangars like they used to.
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Old 4th Jul 2011, 11:59
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Right, it's been a week: judgement time!

I expected a lot of good ones in the fecal matter department and WABC, so honourable mentions to:

- "..........****!" by Buster Hyman

- "The operational reach of the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps was affected by different factors to their male counterparts." by Siggie.

Best and most original entry IMHO:

"Well the first box contains the different uniforms I'll need, the 2nd is my phone cards, the 3rd is full of porn, and the 4th is for my JPA receipts. What else will I need for this deployment?" by Runaway Gun.

Congrats, so Gun: run away!
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Old 4th Jul 2011, 13:59
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Old 4th Jul 2011, 16:49
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Buster - you must be getting low on Greg pictures...
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Old 4th Jul 2011, 20:22
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Having just spoken to Runaway Gun, he is on yet another residential course and has no access to t'internet. He passes on his thanks to Longhitter for the honours.
After a quick discussion we came up with a topical theme for this one with a DOUBLE posting so you get twice the chance of winning!!
Right then
PIC # 1


PIC # 2


So, answers can be to PIC 1, PIC 2 or both.
Will prob let this run till next week when RG can view and choose a worthy winner.
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Old 4th Jul 2011, 21:01
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"Shoes, Sir. Brown 'effin shoes. Not Gloves. Shoes."

The Irish Guards RSM greeted his Royal Colonel.
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Old 4th Jul 2011, 23:15
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Don't forget Darling, drop something nice and heavy on Pippa.
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 02:14
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Pic 1

Boots too big, helmet too small, gloves are wrong,....... when I am King the uniforms are going to fit !

or

Boots too big, helmet too small, gloves are wrong....the bastrds must have asked the MOD for my sizes !
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 02:20
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Pic2: Ahhh, Fond memories of Willy's big chopper!

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Pic2: Right. He's off. Now, where's this Hewitt chap?

Buster - you must be getting low on Greg pictures...
Nah, he lost plenty of tournaments Ttb!
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 08:44
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Pic1: "Brilliant! I get to plunge my Big Dipper into something wet, they promised me..."

Pic2: "The lake is that way, you idiot!"
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 09:34
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Pic 1: Ouch - should have removed one's crown before putting on the helmet.

Pic 2: If he stuffs this up, she'll have my crown jewels for earrings
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Old 5th Jul 2011, 10:32
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