Caption competition

[toptobottom]

A police spokesperson confirmed that a Helium Heli broke loose with its ground anchor in high winds this morning...

[Rather be Gardening]

The Chilcot Inquiry takes a more robust approach in an attempt to get the truth out of Tony Blair and Charlie Falconer.

[LBP PC DC]

Sikorsky's new low budget/low technology Blackhawk for export customers requiring the ultimate in close air support.

[Mend em]

The replacement joint-forces maritime patrol squad race into action.

[The AvgasDinosaur]

"Do they really think we can track and destroy a nuclear sub with this kit ""
Be lucky
Dave

[PingDit]

Pilot loses testicle mid-flight......

[Buster Hyman]

Dramatic turnaround in Boat People policy....

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[sikeano]

Do you feel lucky PUNK

[wileydog3]

This week the US Navy rolled out its latest and most potent mine sweeper.

[Tashengurt]

Critics were divided over Ridley Scotts version of 'A yankee in King Arthurs court.'

[pohm1]

"Helicopter crew use new weapon to 'conquer' resistance"

P1

[Buster Hyman]

"Who gave that SAR pilot his rating? Stevie Wonder?"

[Pontius]

"No, Major Deaf-As-A-Post, he said searching for our enemies, not sea urchins or anemones"

[Buster Hyman]

In my day, you used to hang fluffy dice from the mirror....

[squeaker]

First close up photo of Britney Spears' belly button based helicopter tattoo?

[toptobottom]

Amy Winehouse loses an earring during steep turn

[Rocket2]

Just to modify PingDit's suggestion slightly;

Pilot's testicle drops in mid-flight......

Yours if I should win PD
R2

[ACW599]

Amy Winehouse loses an earring during steep turn

or possibly:

Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse had a nightmare about being chased by a helicopter with a spiky ball beneath it.

[LurkerBelow]

Boffins suddenly realise that the new helicopter-based mine sweeping equipment still had some major operational problems...