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Old 21st Aug 2010, 13:05
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From stage left - "Front Rank - Keep your dressing !"
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 14:19
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He'd always regret asking the squippers to adjust his No. 1s
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 14:55
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Hmmm, should've worn the Black Russian today. Now that would've impressed the ladys.
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 15:55
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Whew, at least I'm not wearing my lucky rocket ship pants today.

So thats where the laundry hid my socks

Of all the days to have my "Virtual Uniform.tm" go on the fritz. That will teach me to buy the microsoft version

This is my sabre, this is my gun. this is for fighting, this is for fun....
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 18:18
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Squaaaad, to the front SALUTE, oh bugger!
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Old 21st Aug 2010, 19:46
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Some thought dress chaps took diversity one step too far.
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 10:24
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When it came to the inspection...there were no flies on this man !
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 10:50
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1)

As part of the defence review's conclusion that all the armed forces should become one service, the MoD decided on a new uniform which had to be very flash............


2)

Voice from SNCO in the distance..."Come on Sir, step out, nothings going to fall off!"



3)

He's got his Officer's Sword, huge rank slides, Pilot's Wings and a Pilot style big watch, no wonder he's described by friends as being too big for his britches.
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 13:03
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If I pretend to be asleep, maybe, just maybe, this will all have been a terrible dream.
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 13:05
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Nanny always said to put on clean ones when I went out; I'll just check to make sure these are still clean.
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 13:40
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Oh no, my trousers have split.
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 14:12
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Now you know why they were called the Blue Patrols!
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 14:12
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What do you get if you cross a smurf with the Incredible Hulk...?
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Old 23rd Aug 2010, 14:23
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"I won't try smuggling my budgie onto the parade again"

or

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Old 25th Aug 2010, 12:42
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Halfway down Page 2? That will not do!

Ok, runner up: airborne_artist
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This weeks winner: sitigeltfel
Captain Choudhary was beginning to suffer the after effects of last nights Vindaloo.

Over to you...
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 11:13
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Getting withdrawl symptoms.......
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 11:30
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Time for the next challenge

Sitigeltfel has clearly evaded capture, so here is your next challenge:

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Old 27th Aug 2010, 11:47
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Boooootiful.
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 12:09
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Acme photographic services had some difficulty in getting a satisfactory photo of the bride.
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Old 27th Aug 2010, 12:17
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Simpkins, you old goat, I said stand to attention!
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