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Old 9th Jul 2010, 10:41
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"Look I'm sorry ok? Honestly, I never actually said that you were '****' at low level...so for the love of God...please just put the gun down ok?"
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 14:24
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A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena!
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Old 11th Jul 2010, 23:02
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Ladies and Gentlemen...

Well, after much soul-searching, the votes are in.

Firstly, honourable mentions to Tashengurt and Dan Gerous, both podium contenders were it not for a late third place entry...

In third place: Buster Hyman with
"A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena!
"

In second place: green granite with
"No, you've upset me, find your own way home."

But this week's winner, with the amusing

"The Air force's new 'On Demand' in flight entertainment system in economy class was an instant success!"

is toptobottom


Come forth and receive the baton!
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 11:51
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Wahooooo!

That's a good way to start my week! I'm no longer a caption competition winner virgin

Many thanks TommyOv! Ok ladies, let's try this one for size. I'm travelling all this week, with little or no access to the interweb, so the winner will be announced at midnight (BST) this coming Friday 16th.

Good luck

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Old 12th Jul 2010, 12:00
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(Panicked): "Well which F@*%#en button is it???"
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 12:03
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There I was, upside down with nothing on the clock.................
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 12:20
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This is what happened 3.9 seconds after the previous picture in the caption competition was taken...
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 12:44
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"...And this manoeuvre is a tribute to Paul the Psychic Octopus"
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 12:50
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"YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!"

or


And it was at this exact moment during the test flight that it became plainly obvious to the TP, that the concept of linking the Aircraft Defence Suite directly to the AFCS, was probably not the greatest idea of all time!

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Old 12th Jul 2010, 13:19
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OK, OK - who packed fireworks in their bag??
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 14:04
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Right Bloggs, that's the myth about Choppers not being able to do a barrell roll sorted...why don't you try the Ejector seat one?
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 14:20
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What's that photographer doing on that upside down mountain?
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 16:08
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Life had not been kind to the ugly helicopter. Repelled by both the ground AND the sky, he began his inverted flat spin into depression, and ultimately, self-destruction...
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 17:42
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"Aaaa....TISHOO!"
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MI5 agents received clandestine images of Russia's most capable helicopter.

The tea lady pointed out that the slide was upside down.
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 20:14
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"Very interesting, Bloggsie, but that's not quite how we capture the glideslope".
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 22:08
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Capt. Bloggs was too busy writing his new best-seller about his latest tour in Afghan to notice his error...
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Old 12th Jul 2010, 23:04
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The latest footage from the "Jet Pilot" music video remake.
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Ok, who farted?
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Old 13th Jul 2010, 10:12
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WHOA! Did you see that? We almost hit Mark Webber...
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