Caption competition

[ZOFO]

Sir Jock was towed out of Main Building on retirement in one of his last procurement ideas

[RETDPI]

O.K, time to knock it off.

All comments raised a smile , many a chuckle:
but the best observed for my money was:


"Just a little lower Sir, then I can lick them for you...Sir...

Over to you Buster.......

RETDPI

[Buster Hyman]

Why, thank you very much...you have impeccable taste!

[clicker]

This was not the copy of Jerry Lee Lewis's "Great balls of fire" that Buster thought he bid for at the RAFA auction.

[Runaway Gun]

In retrospect I realise now that the old fitness bleep test wasn't so bad.

[x213a]

"I said stick another prawn on the barbie - not the other way round!"

[Rather be Gardening]

"Looks like Sgt Wachinsky's having one of his Little Moments again, Major. Whose idea was it to let him make Crepes Suzette under field conditions?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

No Sargeant, I said "break in" the new recruits, not just break them.

or

British Army recruiting figures take another nosedive

or

I'm not sure recruiting these ex-Spetsnaz PTIs is such a good idea...

or

Now, who'd rather join the RAF...?

or

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!

p.s. Great photo!

[x213a]

Firefighting equipment won't be the only casualty of the defence cutbacks...

[FinelyChopped]

The new hexy cookers took a bit of getting used to.

[toptobottom]

"So, you think my girlfriend's so ugly, it looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with a mallet, eh? Well, lets hear you say that again, big boy!"

[Arm out the window]

"Right boys, I'll just smash your roasted chestnuts - as you can see, the CO's waiting to go down in flames!"

(What a f****ng bizarre concept!)

[pohm1]

The Army's display made the RAF Police Dog Handlers and their hoops of fire look a little bit soft.

P1

[Buster Hyman]

(What a f****ng bizarre concept!)

Ha! Yeah...you'd think we'd be winning the war on terror wouldn't you?
(That's not an entry by the way...)

[Siggie]

Conjoined twins were dealt with very harshly in the Army.

[LurkerBelow]

The Army's hot new take of 'just a chip off the old block'

[andrewmcharlton]

When the private shouted "Bollocks" he felt like his career suffered a hammer blow.

[dc1968]

How many times have I gotta tell you Private Moses...it's the bush not the tablet that should be on bloody fire?

[brickhistory]

And thus the "My beautiful Weber" thread was born...

[cornish-stormrider]

The infantry's attempt to fit the CS 95 with reheat had not according to plan, although Bloggs said they would be nice for arctic operations