Caption competition

[Longhitter]

...and another go from a different source:

[brickhistory]

Soylent Green is people!

[Buster Hyman]

Capt. Fyne, having had a gutful of Nigerian scam emails, takes matters into his own hands...

[smo-kin-hole]

Having lunged for the spot at Nigerian Valet Parking, Captain Vlad finds himself unable to stop.

[beatnik]

While the others scamper to board the plane up ahead, the chap with the olive shirt opts to thumb a lift with the one landing just behind.

[Howabout]

"No, No, Captain! When I said 'quickly, quickly, gimme some of that STOL stuff,' I wasn't referring to the Stolichnaya!"

[ehwatezedoing]

Not sure which one is dancing the more in this picture.
The Ain'turnov or the Jackson's Brothers

[ACW599]

Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse's checkout on the Antonov was not going well.

[Buster Hyman]

Virgin Nigerias express boarding service was not without it's teething problems...

[EngAl]

Lead man to second:
"And you wasted five minutes arguing whether that goatherd was saying Runway or Runaway!"

[Buster Hyman]

And this is why there is a STRICT no LMC policy!

[Roadster280]

Despite their best efforts to reform, there was still a lot of Apartheid-era thinking in the South African Air Force.

[sitigeltfel]

African aircrew invent their own version of British Bulldog.

[Sgt.Slabber]

Vladimir, guy with the briefcase... 50 bonus points if you don't damage the briefcase...

[622]

Said in my best South African accent...

Pilot 1 'I hear they have banned fox hunting in the UK..'

Pilot 2 'Yeh...that was a bloody cruel sport.....oo, quick left a bit or you will miss the woman'

[Shack37]

For ****'s sake, show him the boarding passes

[Whossat Forrus]

And by the time the rollout was complete all the wheels had been nicked!!

[ix_touring]

Bruce yearned for his old job rounding up cattle in the outback with a R22...

iX

[Flyingblind]

In an attempt to counter Virgin Nigeria's presence in Africa the national airline of Turkmebacksidedownstan began their Low Cost passenger flights.

PR blurb from the airline;

"Here we are seeing total successful begin flight to Africa, good local people providing splendid welcome dance to glorious crew!"

[Buster Hyman]

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