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Old 25th Mar 2009, 00:37
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Qantas was pleased with the directional stability afforded by it's new twin-tailed aircraft but found the weight saving effort of using trucks for the main gear and passengers as tailskids a bit wanting.
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 01:09
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F**king TomTom!!!
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 02:07
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"And the Stig is through Gambon and across the finish line in a new record time of 1 hour 47 minutes and 15.5 seconds!"
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 08:06
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Some bloody funny ones, hard to pick - here's my top 3:

Shlonghaul with "Thunderbox 1 you are clear for takeoff";

Buster with "Geoff Dixon spent up big with his massive payout from Qantas.",

but the winner for me, with its left-field slant, is Jimmy Macintosh with:

"The careful slow manouevre to out flank the herd has started...let the hunt begin..."

Over to you, Jimmy!
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 21:53
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 22:00
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 22:00
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The Bond film director stacked the deck...
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 22:03
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The air start class looked on nervously as the instructor did the practical demo....
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 22:05
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"Oh, I'm the king of the swingers..."
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 22:42
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Once again, Captain "Fartsy" Malone showed his prowess to the passengers...
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 06:21
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I think it's the left magneto. Pass me the screwdriver.
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 06:41
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"Errm, dead foot dead engine, increased drag, bank towards the live engine... Hang on guys, other side, we're making matters even Worse !!"
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 08:27
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"OK Skipper fire her up again..........whheeeeeeeeee!!!"
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 08:47
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The Welsh Rugby Team had an unconventional approach when it came to choosing a new prop forward.
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 09:11
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I don't care what you say, next time I fly RyanAir I am going to pay the supplement for seat inside
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 10:00
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"So whaddya think Hank?"
"Well...it looks like Normandy..."
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 11:40
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Knock, Knock..."Hello; we're from the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints."
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 11:42
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Bloggs refused to pay the 1 Pound toilet fee.
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 12:00
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...............one Out, All Out!
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 12:16
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Awww fellas please come back inside!!....... I didn't realise the curry & baked beans I had last night was that potent!!
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