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[c-bert]

At last, some palletised goods the movers can fk up with no one minding...

[PingDit]

Lance Corporal to sound man:
"Go on - I'll give you a tenner if you can get that up his ar5e".

[seekayess]

Hey! I have NOT finished my speech yet!! So, will you stop pulling at the mike cable?

[FinelyChopped]

Audience: X Factor? B factor is more like it...

[Dan Gerous]

Och jings, crivens, an help ma boab. Whit yin oh you theivin gits have pockled ma pipes?

[bythebackdoor]

"Have you heard this one?"
"An English man, Irish man and a Scots man get sent to the desert......."
"Mmm, They didn't find it funny either."

[ShyTorque]

"Er, you lot at the front, nice chaps, er.... would just put your boots back on, please......"

[Time Flies]

"...and continuing the auction, here we have the lives of 27 soldiers and airmen along with their desert boots, 1 Suunto watch and a fake moustache..."

"...who'll start me at £50?..."

"...anyone?.."

"...ok...£20 to start...£20..."

"...£10?..."

"...how about I throw in a fat, inept Defence Secretary?..."

"...Excellent...SOLD! To the gentleman with the lovely shamag..."

[oxenos]

He hoped that holding the microphone to his mouth would conceal the fact that he was actually talking through his @ss

[pohm1]

Gordon Brown announces more "un-palletable" cutbacks.

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[TyroPicard]

The trousers? They matched his jacket until the ALM suggested this was one pallet that didn't need a parachute....

[arandcee]

'You're right Sarge, Tony Blair IS looking haggard but have you seen his missus up the end?! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Still, Davo's still going to have a crack at 'er.'

[An Teallach]

Brown: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please give it up for Swiss Des who wants to show you than he can scratch his arse and chew gum simultaneously."

or

Officer: "Sorry, Prime Minister. We couldn't source a rocking horse in the desert, this'll have to do. The Matron at the Fd Hosp is hunting out some terry towelling for you."

[lowlypax]

Electric boot cleaner on remote arm seen about to go into action as Swiss Des's mouth was parched.

[cockney steve]

the lads knew what was in his "ethnic goat curry" last night and kept clear.

[ProM]

Brown: You are all doing a fantastic job, and I want to do the best for you. So I asked some friends what you chaps all needed. And they said it was very important for you to all to send your money home safely for your loved ones. So instead of buying you all new equipment, I've bought some banks

[hurn]

Man on right: 'Sorry lads, Jim Davidson couldn't make it, but this bloke's supposed to be a bit of a joker.'

[Roadster280]

Knowing that the blokes thought him a grade-A wanker, Gordon demonstrates the technique he uses on Geedubya.

[ix_touring]

Brown talks to the crowd via the mic, meanwhile the sound man records the real source of the words...

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[Longhitter]

"Right, people, behind me is a graphic presentation of the fact that only one in about twenty servicemen is expecting my next kick in the b*llocks"