Caption competition

[EyesFront]

Man bending: "The graining on the supersoft compound seems to be losing us time in sector three"

Second from left: "Don't worry - we're Ferrari, so the stewards just have to penalise anyone who finishes ahead of us"

[EyesFront]

The POWs in Stalag Luft 3 had been releasing soil from the escape tunnel from their trousers for some months, and wondering why the guards hadn't noticed. Slowly, it dawned on them that it was 1953 and they hadn't seen any Germans for some time...

(Entry assisted by Laphroaig)

[PingDit]

2nd from left:

"No Kowalski! - This is NOT what I meant when I said your landings need to be more 'in the groove'!"

[Whossat Forrus]

But the Irish gentleman that laid it said he'd put at least a yard and a halfs thickness of concrete under the black stuff.

[mystic_meg]

..Yes sireee, that's proper f*cked!

[mystic_meg]

Y'know Chuck, I don't really see a problem here... I mean there's plenty of tread on the tyre, and it hasn't crept around the rim either..

[Beeayeate]

"I don't think these people have properly grasped the concept of earthing a kite before refuelling."

[EngAl]

I know you think that new pilot, Lewis whatsisname, is the bees' knees, but we can't afford many more of these!

[Rather be Gardening]

Tracey Emin's new installation at the Tate Modern: 'All the Pilots I Ever Slept With' caused a bit of consternation in the ranks.

[PingDit]

"Wadya mean you don't know what to do about it? Just do a power against chocks take off!"

[622]

Ooooh....a golden rivet....where ?

[ShyTorque]

"Told you so - just let one big wheel near the aircraft and before you know it, we're in the $£1t again".

[airborne_artist]

"It's alright Sir, we've got a WAAF called Bertha who can deal with it. She does all the tugging on the station."

[Lafyar Cokov]

Ok - JSP550 is down my trousers - you can spank me now!

[RubiC Cube]

OK, a touch more thrust the next time we try a vertical landing.

[Flyingblind]

Chap on second left....."Listen Mack, i clearly remember saying 'Have you checked their PCN's against our ACN'?

[fastener]

"Gee Bud, That Irish guy said that tarmac would be ok for the runway."

[ix_touring]

Will judge this evening.

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[6Z3]

Nice gesture mate but the chap with the crew ladder is just coming.

or

Yer dumbass, it's mofo999, and he ain't happy.

[ix_touring]

After much deliberation, I’m going to go for airborne_artist with:

"It's alright Sir, we've got a WAAF called Bertha who can deal with it. She does all the tugging on the station."

Mentions is dispatches for:

ACW599 with:

Man with pipe is thinking "If I could just find a can of spinach from somewhere, I could lift it straight out".

and

pohm1 with

The development committee of the USAF decided unanimously that chocks were the way forward.

Thank-you, goodnight!
iX