Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

With the poor take up of PAYD, the contractors sold of the messes, and made the RAF utilise the AT fleet as an alternative dining facility.

[MostlyHarmless]

Class 4b were not looking forward to the spin teach.

[Roadster280]

"Are you really suggesting that we can put new engines and wings on a dozen of these, and charge £4 billion? That's an awful lot of whippets"

"Yes, really!"

[lowlypax]

You think this is basic. Wait till you've seen the cockpit.

[622]

Ok, time to move on - and the winner is.....

Pohm1 with..

'The Russian public were overwhelmed when Aeroflot revealed their A380 first class cabin.'

Well done, over to you...

[pohm1]

Ok, here's this weeks offering, if its been done before, I'm sure you shrinking violets won't be backwards in coming forwards to let me know.



P1

[6Z3]

In other words, let me know which of these shrinking violets is backward in coming?

[jwcook]

Little did private Jack Torvill and private Christopher Dean know that only a sex change and a pair of ice skates were all that stood between them and fame..

Or

The moment Private Higgings won the VC for removing a midget sub lieutenant thus allowing the officer to breath

[ZH875]

The demonstration of 'Life in the Royal Navy' has Lieutenant Wales wishing he had stayed in the Army.

[airborne_artist]

Jones and Smith enjoy thinking up new moves for the Hokey Cokey

[clicker]

Ok thats the handles sorted, where do we stick the barrows wheel?

[brickhistory]

"It's fun to stay at the......ah, f*ck! How's that go again?!"

[RB877]

Bad Lads Army 2008 explores how recruits from Brighton experienced National Service Training.

[splitbrain]

In 40 years lads you can frolick as much as you like, but today you're both on a fizzer.

[Dan Gerous]

"Meet the gang, cause the boys are here, the boys to entertain you..."

[seekayess]

Errrm! You don't want us to behave like this in public? Right, off we are to the barracks!

[ShyTorque]

"Look, they already took away the rum, and this is to be my last cigarette, so what else is there?"

[The Nr Fairy]

The Falcon's selection committee were taken aback by Higgins and Smith's ground walk-through of their proposed freefall manouevres.

[exscribbler]

Jones was surprised at the informality of the crewing-up procedure on the Buccaneer squadrons.

[PingDit]

Great strides are currently being made in the Army's new efforts to save boot leather on the march!