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Old 9th Apr 2008, 09:52
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Batteries not included.
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 10:01
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Ok now strip your weapon for normal daily cleaning............

6 hours later............

Now reassemble your weapon.
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 11:19
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"I don't care how good you think the rifle is. Get your fcuking hair cut!".
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 11:52
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Jackie Chan's screen test for the part of 'Q'
 
Old 9th Apr 2008, 13:18
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"I would so shoot you right now - if I could find the god damned trigger"
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 13:45
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"Sorry sir, you'll have to check the keys in as hold baggage".
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In your own time.........carry on.............
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Do try not to break it this time Bond...
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 15:49
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I'll fire it just as soon as I have finished watching this episode of Eastenders.
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Old 9th Apr 2008, 16:49
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Judging 1800 Friday 11th, on account of me leaving for a dirty weekend in New York with the missus on the 12th !
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There's still muck on your spoon, you 'orrible man. Do it again.
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Old 11th Apr 2008, 21:11
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TNF


1800 Friday 11th



Wha' 'appened, then?




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Old 12th Apr 2008, 06:12
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Apologies. Alcohol induced amnesia !

MIDs to Roadster280 and 6Z3. However, ShyTorque's classic

"Sorry sir, you'll have to check the keys in as hold baggage"

floats my boat. All yours, sir.
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Old 12th Apr 2008, 10:38
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Nr Fairy, enjoy your holiday. Someone's waiting for you......

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Old 12th Apr 2008, 11:07
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Local leave from APC was never the same after Northern birds started holidaying in Cancun.
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Old 12th Apr 2008, 11:33
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Jeff's idea of filling her full of helium seemed to do the trick!
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Apparently, fitness standards ARE different for men and women recruits......
 
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Pvt Bloggs found out why he was unlucky 13 when he noticed she was'nt wearing anything under the skirt
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The new 'Powerlift Your Partner' format for the RAFFT was less well received on units where partners were found to be of above average build.
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The Russian Army's programme to get their rotund Generals fit again takes its first tenuous steps.
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