Caption competition

[airborne_artist]

So this is when I kiss my arse goodbye...

[TheWizard]

Ozzy Osbourne finally gets his revenge on the quad bike company that said

"Even a spaced out half-wit could ride one of these without getting hurt"

[Hill Walker]

"You have GOT to be sh!tt!ng me..."



('The Thing', 1982, d. John Carpenter)

[pohm1]

Bloggs was the best rider around, but he didn't "axel" at engineering.

P1

[Dan D'air]

Swiss Des finally realised that he managed to make the wheels come off everything he touched, not just at the part-time dayjob.

[GPMG]

Heather Mills began to ponder the reasons why Paul had smiled when she had added the ATV to her list of demands.

[Hill Walker]

"Whaddya mean, it doesn't make the road tax any cheaper?!"

[lowlypax]

Q was right. These stealth axle extenders really are invisible.

Top marks to GPMG. Very topical and very funny.

[splitbrain]

Bloggs now realised that his mechanic's call of "NUTS" as he left the pits did not in fact warrant the two-finger salute he had given in return.

[lowlypax]

Switching from 4 wheel drive to 2 wheel drive didn't have the expected effect.


Bloggs was dismayed to see his bike begin to look like the assembly diagram.

[TyroPicard]

Harry's plan for a game of Desert Quidditch was already starting to unravel...

[cynicalint]

Idoit! When Gordon Brown asked for a picture to accurately illustrate the Nu Lab machinery of goverment, what he meant was...........

[ZH875]

The government watched, quietly smiling, as their plan to ensure all vehicles were two wheel drive only was demonstrated.

[EyesFront]

Super Aguri's lack of pre-season testing meant they were ill-prepared for the F1 race circuit being bumpier than expected.

In retrospect, employing work-experience students for the pitstops may not have been the best way to keep costs down.

[ShyTorque]

Lying so-and-so's told me this was a limited slip diff!

Or:

I think I've just been half shafted!

[6Z3]

#...But I’m singing a happy song

[lowlypax]

So that's what the mechanic meant when he said I'd need some big nuts if I was going to drive this thing.

[S76Heavy]

I said: "Go, go Gadget WINGS!!"

[sikeano]

Calling Tower, Is my Undercarriage down, I have done a manaul release

[seekayess]

This thread was far too down on the second page!!



Just recovering it to its right place!!