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Old 29th Feb 2008, 05:49
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Damn - my camera only takes out Red Eye.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 07:19
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"Despite Official denials, our source in the RAF has produced evidence that there is an issue with CRT radiation"
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 07:24
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Good morning chaps! Due to the ongoing retention problem your new Boss will be known as Holo-Graham.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 08:30
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Nobody had discovered Flt Lt Pprunes fetish for eating cylumes, until he was drafted to the first Dave squadron.

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"Ok, it's time to hand the JSF Dave over to our tame fighter pilot. Some say he's a dark Sith Lord, others say that he has an uncanny knack of winning Pin the tale on the donkey competitions......it's time for Sqn Ldr Stig.
 
Old 29th Feb 2008, 08:35
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Not all Borg look like Jeri Ryan.................................





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"Luke, I am your distant cousin."
 
Old 29th Feb 2008, 10:10
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And it comes with two cup holders

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The ultimate green eyed monster tries on Woopert's helmet.

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Michael Jackson's latest face is just about there.

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Hilary just couldn't hide her feelings as the Democrats race to the White House hots up.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 10:13
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"Aaah...TISHOO! Oh, Damn!"
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 10:14
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Despite his best efforts, no amount of Gucci kit could hide the fact that he had been absolutely mullered in the mess the previous evening.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 10:39
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After the cock-up with Harry in Helmand, attempts to hide William's identity whilst in the crewroom were a little clumsy.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 10:55
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Sqn Ldr De Ville reporting for duty wearing the latest NV goggles (geddit - green eyed monster)


Ohhhh please yourself!
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 12:15
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..just butting in..

Sorry I have been away !!

Thanks to c-bert for voting me the winner, and to Hempy for standing in..

On with the comp...
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 12:41
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Esso's new promotion. Buy 10,000llb of fuel and get a free wobbly head pilot figure for your coaming.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 12:48
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The friendly Dave pilot scared the st out of the kids after his display at the Families Day.

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George Lucas is sueing the MOD for infringement of his Star Wars trademark:

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Old 29th Feb 2008, 13:50
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Thats ok 622, you are judging this one
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 14:11
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On exchange in the States, Sqn Ldr Shedload O'Dollars, tries out his fancy dress for the 'O' Club's forthcoming Fly-On-The-Wall party.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 16:42
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Pilot Officer Prune's new contact lenses were really irritating !

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Pilot Officer Prune was hoping his hi-tech attempt at biker's floppy ears would pass the CO !
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 17:45
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The RAF's first Kilrathi exchange pilot looked forward to flying Dave (with apologies to the Wing Commander series of PC games)
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 17:59
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Sqn Ldr Bloggs realised that he was a tad overdressed to fly a VFR sortie in the UAS Tutor aircraft.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 18:27
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On reflection, the Squadron Leader realised he really should have read the small print before his laser eye operation.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 18:35
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Having a special tube that gave Sqn Ldr Pprune the ability to suck himself off was great - until he saw Wg Cdr Kodogo - without the need for any special apparatus. The signs of envy were obvious!!!
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