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Old 26th Nov 2007, 13:20
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In a Kenneth Williams style voice from 'The Test Pilot'.

"ello, do you mind if I come in?"
 
Old 26th Nov 2007, 13:28
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"Good bye Mr Bond"

James Bond's body double thought that they were taking things too literally.
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Old 26th Nov 2007, 16:03
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In your best David Attenborough voice.....

"Here we are, somewhere in Britain, looking at the natural habitat of the last person in the Royal Air Force. If we're quiet, we may get a glimpse of them..."
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Old 26th Nov 2007, 16:56
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Wait a sec, don't lift off yet I've got my jacket caught in the......aaaarrghhhhhhh
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 00:45
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Airman Bloggs got his to$$er and "Cleared to lift" signals mixed up and regreted his mistake.
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 08:59
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Another bad news day for the government as the whereabouts of Lord Drayson is discovered.
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 10:11
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.....Two Thousand, Three Thousand, Four Thousand, CHECK.
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 10:15
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...and all because the lady loves Milk Tray.
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 14:38
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It was only when Postlethwaite thought of the impending landing that he discovered the true colour of adrenalin!
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 16:21
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Richard Hammond rued the day he forgot to invite helimed 99 to his thanks for saving my butt party.










I know it wasnt his fault some didnt get invited.
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 19:51
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Which c told the f pilot he could walk?? I haven't finished the BF yet!
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Old 27th Nov 2007, 22:29
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"Well you did tell me I would have to check for some skid marks during the flight."
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Old 28th Nov 2007, 08:43
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These "in-flight only" snags are a bu99er to fix. And now I've dropped my screwdriver.



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Old 28th Nov 2007, 09:49
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Spying on sunbathing girls had lost its charm since the roof came off the conservatory.
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Old 28th Nov 2007, 10:43
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Daaaad,

I think I got it wrong again......
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Old 28th Nov 2007, 11:33
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DA DA DA DAADAA DA DA DA DAADAA DA DA DA DAAAA. A still from Oliver Stone's new film "Apocalypse Afghanistan"
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Old 8th Dec 2007, 14:53
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Hasn't it gone quiet?
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Old 8th Dec 2007, 16:44
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Hasn't it gone quiet?
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Like I said:
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Earduffs matey, earduffs; do you want to go deaf?
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Old 8th Dec 2007, 18:09
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Who won last time?...want to try this pic guys?
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Old 8th Dec 2007, 18:53
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The Israeli Defence Minister wonders what the Chief Rabbi will make of the new addition to the recce fleet.
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