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Old 14th Dec 2019, 18:44
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Trump: "You know, this occasion would have been extra special if we'd had a march-past of a battalion of your women soldiers in their short skirts."
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 18:53
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Your looking good.......... Snap

You've lost some weight.... Snap

Joe Biden son is dodgy as F***....... Snap

Wow, we agree on so much.
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 20:54
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... and this year's Turner Prize is awarded to the biggest waste of space in human history.
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 21:28
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"Say, that green stuff in the background... are you some kind of friend of the Greta child?"
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 23:10
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(Trump): "Are you expecting a change in Korea?"
(Kim): "No, but Congress about to give you change in career!"
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 00:12
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"I got everything from my Daddy. Keep family members on the payroll & ruthlessly remove anyone who gets in my way. I use compliant media to manipulate the people & get away with blatant lies. All in all, life's good. But, enough about me, how do you maintain control Mr. Kim?"
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 09:23
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Photographer struggles after Fat Wun lets one rip.

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Old 15th Dec 2019, 11:02
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Trump takes precautions to ensure even Adam Schiff cannot twist what was said in his conversation with the other fat wun!
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 11:51
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"You want a very advantageous trade deal with the UK? It's terribly simple. You demand whatever you want, and in return you offer them to get it signed off within a week."
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 14:47
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"I'm giving you a bucket of instant sunshine for Christmas."

"And I'm giving you the same."

"Or shall we just call it quits for this year?"

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS."

And to all our captioneers.

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Old 15th Dec 2019, 16:01
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Trump: "Look, I've got a small favour to ask... You don't do Intellectual Property Rights here, do you, so I want you to found a magazine called Time and make me its person of the year."

Kim: "Great idea and I agree to it - but as long as I'm alive there can only be one person of the year in my country. And of the two of us, it's not you."
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 17:50
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Thank your Amercian Blind Institute for sending all those Guide Dogs to us. Lunch was excellent.
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 17:59
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Can you come to United States and stand as a Democratic Candidate, your policies will fit it very well with their base.
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 18:04
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"So, filming it is a great idea, but I have to warn you we haven't used Betamax in the US for a number of years "





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Old 15th Dec 2019, 22:26
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T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you get the 737max flying in China?"

K: "Mr Trump, this is not China."
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Old 16th Dec 2019, 08:01
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T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you get the 737max flying in China?"

K (thinks very quickly): "Now you mention it, I'd like to place an order for 100 of them. Any obstacle to getting that many delivered by the end of the week?"
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Old 16th Dec 2019, 15:15
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Last orders please. Said Mike the Landlord of The Nags Head
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Old 16th Dec 2019, 18:51
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The poll is now closed, please do not enter if you are watching +1 or on Demand...

While I am off to have a look at the entries here are what would have been my offerings for your enjoyment

Clearly photoshopped, everyone knows Kim is 7 ft 12inches tall

The strictly come dancing same sex couple get in some practice, You lead.,,,,No YOU lead

Trump, Last Thanksgiving I pardoned a Turkey
Kim, Last week I pardoned my favourite General, but I shot his 4 wives. Saved a lot on Alimony

As he is not here can we slag off Putin?

Psst wanna buy a second hand motor? I am selling the Beast . Kept me safe the past 3 years,

LFO. So that's agreed we offer the DOY asylum from HMTQ, you get the IMF to extradite him so the FBI can question him
POTUS...WTF stop talking in slitty eyed code
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Old 16th Dec 2019, 19:07
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Firstly welcome back SasLess, Is it my imagination but we have not seen you recently? hope all is well.

However Excellent contributions all round and the runner up is C52 with

Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."

And the worthy winner of the CST this time is Buster with..

"I got everything from my Daddy. Keep family members on the payroll & ruthlessly remove anyone who gets in my way. I use compliant media to manipulate the people & get away with blatant lies. All in all, life's good. But, enough about me, how do you maintain control Mr. Kim?"

Take it away Sir

K
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Old 17th Dec 2019, 16:30
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Not a Caption. Buster has gone missing; he has had the call from Goodison Park
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