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Old 13th Sep 2019, 00:13
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Section Officer Harvey thanks you for your attention. Here she is at work...
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 02:10
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Tuck! I said I wanted a hospital TUCK!.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 05:13
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Major Kong receives appropriate aid at the end of the film
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 05:14
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Little known fact, Section officer Harvey was one of triplets
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 05:16
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First Transgender airman gets appropriate aid
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 06:14
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The difference between private health insurance and a public hospital, when it comes to giving a sperm sample.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 06:15
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The Nurses hadn't heard of the Golden Rivet, but they looked anyway...
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 06:17
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Bruce was mighty pleased with himself...right up until Nurse Trevor came in to do his bed bath.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 06:18
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The Andrews Sisters, looking for a high C.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 06:20
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Doris (right) thought she'd found the handle to lower the bed. Bruce said nothing...
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 06:58
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After the striker had been injured during the first half, the manager instructed his medical staff to pull him off at half time.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 07:16
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"Well Sir. Aren't you a cocky little Bastard! Anyway, we've got some news for you and we decided to bring in a special guest to tell you. Do you know Sir Douglas Bader?"
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 07:20
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Matron had warned the nurses that Bloggs was likely to be a handful.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 08:46
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Now, now, it's just a little prick... oh! ...which seems to be what you are used to.
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 08:49
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Nursey, well Captain Blackadder, I have some good news and some bad news.
Well better give me the good news first
Well the good news is that the Doctor will be along in a minute to give you the bad news
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 08:50
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Ah Hoskins back again, what did you crash this time?
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 08:51
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Yes I know step ladders do cause the most accidents
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 08:55
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Please tell me what's wrong,
No I cant tell you what's wrong
Surely you can tell me I 'm a man I can take bad news
No sorry we really don't know what's wrong, and please don't call me Shirley

Ta Ta boom
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 08:59
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Whilst in Hospital...the nurses took time to show the Politician which was his ar*e and which was his elbow.
Last edited by 622; 13th Sep 2019 at 09:05. Reason: Duplicated a previous entry...so a change required!
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Old 13th Sep 2019, 11:09
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Not quite the happy ending the film director asked for.

(previous cap com: 100+ ladders and not one hi-vis vest).
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