Caption competition
I'll not be putin that in my mouth!
- Ed
- Ed
(Sigh) Ok Mr President let me try and make it simple, if we assume the salt pot is the attacking player and the Pepper and Mustard pots are the defenders, here we can see the salt pot is not offside, unless he came from a offside position before receiving the brussels sprout.
"Mr President, you were clearly told that the left-hand microphone is a hotline to your favourite house of pleasure and the right-hand one gets you an instant live broadcast on State TV and radio."
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Damn shame about ex-President Mugabe, a fine man. Yeugghhh, this soup tastes rather bitter.
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"And the housekeeper has managed to locate another painting by numbers for you to put on the wall with your earlier horse Sir"
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"I am sorry Sir, one is required to wear a neck tie in this establishement, I will ask one of the staff to bring one over, would you prefer a garrotte or simply a noose?"
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And voila Sir, Japanese Wagyu Sirlion Steak, English new potatoes and red cabbage, or it would be but i'm afraid the sanctions are beginning to bite, so would you like a nice Turkish wine to wash down ones cabbage?, I hear it is almost palatable"
Waiter,..... Sir Fish or Lamb?, Please make up your mind Fish or Lamb? we have 97m peasants starving out there, the shops have run out of bread
Putin replies either
a) DILLIGAF
or
b) Let them eat cake
Putin replies either
a) DILLIGAF
or
b) Let them eat cake
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"Waiter there is a fly in my soup"
"There can't be, we coated it in ceasium before we served it."
"There can't be, we coated it in ceasium before we served it."
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Oh God, I've followed through...
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Well folks, it's been almost a week and I'm busy tomorrow so I'll call "Time" now.
There have been a few similar plays on the words, but I'll award the trophy to Wensleydale with this:
Wensley, I've polished the trophy and delivered it in person (and also polished your door handle - I think it was Duralglit but tbh, it did smell a bit funny) so please wear rubber gloves and a respirator whilst doing your duty with the next picture!
There have been a few similar plays on the words, but I'll award the trophy to Wensleydale with this:
Wensley, I've polished the trophy and delivered it in person (and also polished your door handle - I think it was Duralglit but tbh, it did smell a bit funny) so please wear rubber gloves and a respirator whilst doing your duty with the next picture!