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Buster (left) and Nutty (right) are doing their best to keep BPF happy, but since it has been months since BPF won a CAPCOM he is just inconsolable
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The Art Critics were desperately trying to distract Putin as they were too scared to tell him his Horse Painting was Horse****!
Putin's mood improved immeasurably when he realised the solution to the Crimea problem was a feint attack by the Sprouts on the carrots, while the first Guards Brigade , Cauliflower division circled round to attack the Chicken up the rear using the Celery to cross the river of gravy and sheltered from the artic winds by the high potato mound.
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He said no salad, no vegetables, just chips. In other words Putin on the frites...
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...The venison is from Kamchatka, the potatoes from Siberia and the vodka is from Chernobyl.
Oh do cheer up sir, it could be worse, you could be the British Prime Minister.
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Well it was what you ordered from Uberski Delivery
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It appears your wife has ordered the Vegetarian option she want you to have a long life
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It appears your opposition in the Kremlin changed to order to the hi fat option. if you wont go in a vote they want you dead
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Well it was what you ordered from Uberski Delivery
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It appears your wife has ordered the Vegetarian option she want you to have a long life
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It appears your opposition in the Kremlin changed to order to the hi fat option. if you wont go in a vote they want you dead
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"Its Mystic Megs ball, we smuggled it out of number 10 with the help of Comrade Corbyn, the Conservatives are doomed now as they cannot predict anything."
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Putin: Ahhhhhhhhh, better out than in...
Waiter: Is that an expression of sympathy with certain political machinations in the decadent West, or have you just dropped one?
Waiter: Is that an expression of sympathy with certain political machinations in the decadent West, or have you just dropped one?