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"Which of you two is responsible for my appearing without a tie?"
-- "The President's Tie is indeed made of the finest silk, such that only the most wise can discern it, Sir."
-- "The President's Tie is indeed made of the finest silk, such that only the most wise can discern it, Sir."
Yes sorry Mr President, we need to get another settling round the table, Prime Minister Johnston has suspended the British Parliament, we can now invite him to the dictator club
"If I want a State Banquet without any guests, I'll have a State Banquet without any guests."
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"Regrettably, all my friends are indisposed this evening."
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"Now that no one's watching, fill up my glass of red with that white you're holding."
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"Regrettably, all my friends are indisposed this evening."
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"Now that no one's watching, fill up my glass of red with that white you're holding."
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Mmmm... I'm getting... tart. Er, familiar... bitter... almonds? No! No, I know, It's Novichek!
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Now, if you eat up all your greens like a good boy, Nursey will let you play with your submarines for 10 minutes before beddy-byes...
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We require a tie to be worn by gentlemen dining in this establishment. If sir doesn't have one, we can provide something suitable...
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"Seasoning Sir? Perhaps some caesium or maybe Sir would prefer some polonium-210?"
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Putin gets in some practice before the State visit to Great Britain
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No No you clot pass the port from the right.
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Thank you for cumming Mr Bondski. Now when you get to Salisbury please make it look like suicide, not like those last 2 clots we sent
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Mesage from HM Queen Elizabeth, can we help her with that Thomas Markle problem?
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No No you clot pass the port from the right.
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Thank you for cumming Mr Bondski. Now when you get to Salisbury please make it look like suicide, not like those last 2 clots we sent
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Mesage from HM Queen Elizabeth, can we help her with that Thomas Markle problem?
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If I may make a recommendation, Sir, the Salisbury Steak is Chef's signature dish, highly seasoned with a unique blend of ingredients...
Putin plainly thought Ascend Charlie's attempt at humor to be a gross failure.