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"OK, bring in the fire trucks and the detergent, we gotta get this thing clean on the underside before it is in Forrest Trump's Memorial Flypast!"
I thought the task card said to complete a compass swing ?
WOW ! , they were not kidding when they said that space in the hangar was an issue......
So Captain Smith from 123 squadron thought he was just going to fly home in his jet after he steals our squadron mascot......heh heh heh.....
Drastic action was called for to meet the Commanders order that all aircraft must be airborne when the General arrives......
Evidence is found of how they flew the Phantom between the hangers at St Athan * gratuitous use of the word Phantom for the misty eye'd ** yes I know it is a not a Phantom but would not work unless the word Phantom is used.
A Royal Commission is established to consider why Air Shows are less popular nowadays.
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Three-quarters of the Royal Family decline to wear hard hats for the Birthday Flypast.
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Three-quarters of the Royal Family decline to wear hard hats for the Birthday Flypast.
The Camouflage Assessment Unit (annual budget £1250 M) considers the proposed paint-scheme against a background of American clouds.
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Next stop, Hawaii, to consider Hawaiian clouds. Regrettably, says the CO, we may have to wait several weeks for the clouds to appear.
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Next stop, Hawaii, to consider Hawaiian clouds. Regrettably, says the CO, we may have to wait several weeks for the clouds to appear.
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Tests are being carried out to establish the difference between 'loitering' and 'hanging about.'
A Policy Committee of twenty will then meet to discuss necessary alterations to the Operations Manual. It will report within the next year.
A Policy Committee of twenty will then meet to discuss necessary alterations to the Operations Manual. It will report within the next year.
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"Washing it I could understand, but spin drying?"
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"A boffin at BAe came up with the idea, why build special aircraft carriers when we have acres of flat surfaces on either side of the ship, so why not use that rather like a fridge magnet, the trouble we are having is finding magnets strong enough to stick them on, but BAe have signed a multi billion dollar open ended development contract with the MOD."
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"Are you sure this is how they do bungie jumping?"
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"We're saving a fortune in chocks"