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Old 28th Aug 2019, 09:06
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Staish bellows across the airfield. 'Hoskins that's enough amusing and rummaging, the hounds are getting worried '
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 12:49
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Boris: "I wonder if this rope is strong enough to suspend Parliament with..."
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 16:12
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OK lets see about this...

Here's our transatlantic chums doing something....have at it




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Old 28th Aug 2019, 16:28
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OK power up to complete the maneuver
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 16:50
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C52 wins it with the rope link
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 16:52
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Right Mav so we photoshop out the cranes and splice it into Top Gun 2?
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 16:56
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Man in the red hi viz did not get the Health and Safety memo that camouflage was mandatory
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 16:56
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Lieutenant Schneider's landings were often described as "knife-edge" but this one had taken the biscuit...
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 17:00
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It was at this point he decided that the next volume of his memoirs would be titled "Fright of the Intruder"...
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 17:24
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430 on Friday afternoon and the crane drivers have knocked off on the button....
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 17:40
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This'll teach him not to fly by when the pattern is full!
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 18:37
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A bit to the left Lads and no one will ever notice the Herc. has a Prop. out of synch!
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 19:29
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Get onto fleabay, we need more 'buffing out paste' than we thought
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 19:30
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Okay....so, I think we need to work on your idea of a Compass swing...
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 19:31
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Right. I think that's all the loose change. So, how much have we got for the F35B replacement?
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 19:32
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"Are you sure this is the best way to dry up those puddles? In any case, it needs to be on its wheels."
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 19:33
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No it wont work, you are both rolling clockwise
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Nigel and Bertie look to supersize the game of conkers
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At the post task debrief the Corporal was told 'too many chiefs not enough Indians'
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 19:33
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You're right. The nosewheel is crooked...
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 20:00
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It was at this point Hoskins realised that there was a reason why 100 hours in the Kyrghanistan simulator was so cheap.
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Old 28th Aug 2019, 20:21
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Hang on boys, we need to rethink this, says here a navy aircraft carrier is a big ship...
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