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Old 21st Aug 2019, 22:11
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Hoskins pulled last nite he said, she would turn up with some of her bitches today he said, whatever Hoskins was smoking last nite, it wasn't Woodbines.
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Old 21st Aug 2019, 22:11
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"Master of the Hounds/Squadron Leader* you are charged with placing a rope across the field to disrupt flying/hunting*. How do you plead?"

*Delete as appropriate.
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 05:37
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Fox: "Seriously?"
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 06:55
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When Imperial airways pilots threatened strike action during the school holidays, Hooray Henry and his pals decided to round them up and get them to fly as normal
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Basil looks to hide low until they decided to just go away, and take their masters with them
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Leader of the hunt says ' We could cover more ground with less dogs and save a lot of money if only the hounds would stop licking their b*llock$ every 10 yards
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 07:53
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"I say chaps, is that my fitter under there?

"Don't worry Cholmondeley, they're only playin' with him."
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 08:49
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When Bloggs was told he'd be flying to Nether Wallop, the Nav thought he'd said "Wear the fox hat.", and called on his chum Hyphen-Hyphen-Smythe for assistance.
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 08:53
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"Well, I still think it's dashed unsportin' to try to bomb the poor old Fox."

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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 09:01
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Running in "FOX FOUR"
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 09:06
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"I told you that dog was gay, look at him, Princess is on heat and he is not interested"
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 09:08
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"If they don't move soon we're going to have to make a dog leg to get around them"
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 09:20
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"You'll never be able to fly in fog, but we'll be hunting from now till the end of time."
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 11:39
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Well Hoskins...you made a dogs dinner of that landing!

...Sorry Sir (or maybe that should be 'mate' these days)....but I'm more worried why the four horsemen are here waiting for my second attempt!
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 11:49
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"Are you aware that this is top secret MoD property?"

- "Er, no, but while we're here, we'd like to volunteer."

- "That puts a different complexion on things. What would you like to volunteer as?"

- "Navigators."
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 11:53
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Well do you want to tell Rover he has BO
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 14:59
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"Right chaps, we are now hunting for the parachutist from the last caption"
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 15:37
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Lead Dog says, Woof WWoof Wooorf, Wraf, Woof, Bark and Barkety bark. which Google translates as, I don't give a fig for the 'Special Weapons' they carry, where is the Bonio. (Other dog treats are available)
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I know squadrons have dogs that bolster moral, but 40 dogs for 2 aircraft, even RSPCA could not sell that to the Ministry
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Yes Great Leader, in the West they have meals on wheels.
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 15:45
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"Ohh Dear... this will never work Corporal Jones, no one will ever believe we are a pack of hounds"
"Mr Mainwaring, Private Frazer is sniffing my bum and my mum won't like it.."
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 15:49
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"Look Mr Mainwairing, All I said was I could get the platoon 20 used Land Rovers on the quiet, now you owe me £50, I tell you what as you're such a good customer, i'll throw in the first gallon of petrol for free"
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Old 22nd Aug 2019, 16:16
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"Top Gear" challenge @ 1920 version... can the Avro 504 make it over the rope before the hounds.

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