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Old 14th Aug 2019, 22:14
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Defence Budget after SDSR2020
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Old 14th Aug 2019, 22:22
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"We proudly present the world's first stealth aircraft that doesn't even have a shadow."
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Old 15th Aug 2019, 09:13
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Its so top secret...even all the other aeroplanes had to wear blindfolds....
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Old 15th Aug 2019, 10:04
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Caption waiting for Judgement day, Artee where are you?

Back to normality

Climate change protesters discover that Acid Rain, even in the desert, works quickly
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The gift shop at AMARC had to source more bits to sell off to the public at vastly inflated prices
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The volunteer at the museum was disciplined for washing and polishing the main attraction too often and vigoursly


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This is how Greta Thunberg is really getting to the climate change conference in New York.
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Old 15th Aug 2019, 11:03
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"Dad, I thought they were black?"
"Shhhhh Son, you can't use words like black, we call it stealth"
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Old 15th Aug 2019, 23:49
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Caption waiting for Judgement day, Artee where are you?
Sorry - work n stuff. Some brilliant responses to a not very caption friendly photo.

3rd - Treadigraph:
"Scouse spotters visit AMARC and turn a pre-conception about their foibles on its head... "

2nd - c52 (with a reference to Tempest?)
"Forget the label; it's just to spare our allies' blushes. This is what the British MoD got for $5 bn when they asked BAe to build them a new jet."

but the stealthy winner is 622:
"Its so top secret...even all the other aeroplanes had to wear blindfolds...."

The CST is on its way to you - you'll have to look carefully, it's been stealthed.
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 06:36
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Many thanks artee….I will try to post the next offering this afternoon
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 12:34
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Try this
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 12:58
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First-ever parachutist to himself': "I reckon my bottom is the best-padded part of me so that's how I'll land."
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 13:00
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High-ranking officer: "Shoot that man for desertion!"

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Old 16th Aug 2019, 13:26
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Blenkinsopp's cunning plan to get into the RAF Museum for free was obviated by the lack of an admission fee...
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 14:55
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After narrowly avoiding a cloud-shrouded mountain goat, the Handley-Page aeroplane bomber crew was confronted at their 12 o'clock position by a poor man who was rocketing skyward after his hot air balloon had exploded.

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But I am sitting in a F-117.
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 16:23
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“When you said you’d drop me off at Croydon, I thought you meant......”
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 18:23
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DAILY MAIL READER PHOTOGRAPHS DANGEROUS ENCOUNTER BETWEEN BOMBER AND PARATROOP - only 3' apart
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Old 16th Aug 2019, 19:28
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ffortescue-Smythe was glad he donned a particularly voluminous pair of bags and his guaranteed no-break safety braces that day...
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I think I've found the flaw in this particular method of shooting down drones.
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Ryanair weren't fooling when they said drunks will get dropped off at nearest Police station.
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