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Old 9th Aug 2019, 22:36
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"You do exactly what I tell you, and nothing but. Now, drop the undercarriage."

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Old 9th Aug 2019, 23:47
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"We had to destealth the wheels as we could never find them once we got out, it may surprise you, but we have 50 of them scattered all over the field that we can't find."





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Old 10th Aug 2019, 00:51
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The stealth fighter was so scared from the B 52 fly over, it **** itself.....
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 00:55
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See I told you !

The F15C can still blow the wheels off any of that new stealth Shyte !
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 06:45
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Damm sign writers got it wrong, It obviously should say F35 as it has done a vertical take off from the newly laid concrete runway
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 06:47
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Hoskins the Stealth pilot where are you?
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 06:50
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…. and to help the local populace you have just bombed, when you land the aircraft. it comes with its own spade so you can fill in the mud you have moved. Oh can I say spade ?
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 07:55
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The Hollywood re-make of "The King's New Clothes" is now in the cinemas - "Donald's New Stealth Fighter".

Here is a clip from the movie:
"Only stoopid people cain't see the fighter!"
"But mommy, there ISN'T a fighter!"
"Shut up, kid, you don't want the President of the Yewnarted States to think you is stoopid, does ya?"
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 16:57
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Anyone else message Andy? I have had no reply (24 hrs now)
Sorry chaps, internet not working in darkest Wales (was on holiday)
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 17:25
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"Forget the label; it's just to spare our allies' blushes. This is what the British MoD got for $5 bn when they asked BAe to build them a new jet."
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 22:20
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Yes guv'nor... that's the only parts we have in stock for that model, 3 wheels and a crew ladder. Not much call for Stealth stuff these days since Kim got his submarine.
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Old 10th Aug 2019, 22:27
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Well the box said "some assembly required" so they gave it to BAE.........
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Old 11th Aug 2019, 06:56
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...Sob, Sob I was so distraught, sniffle sniffle, when my pet Nighthawk died, wailing wailing, that I had her buried the garden, by Bae, (seemed a good price for the job)….Idiots did it upside down....
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Old 11th Aug 2019, 07:20
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In a remake of 'One of our aircraft is missing (1942)', Lucas finds a use for the wheels left over from the Star Wars Land speeder
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Old 11th Aug 2019, 08:06
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Hey! Come back here with that airplane! It's grounded...
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Old 11th Aug 2019, 08:26
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If the crew disappears along with the aircraft, so do their pension rights?

I wonder if the MOD will think this through?
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Old 12th Aug 2019, 01:46
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It is all done with Smoke and Mirrors
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Old 12th Aug 2019, 01:48
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David Blaine ponders he made a aircraft disappear more successfully and cheaper than the Skunk Works

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Old 12th Aug 2019, 01:50
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To gain funds for his wall, President Trump sells the secrets of the F117 to his new best pal in North Korea, one bit at a time.
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Old 12th Aug 2019, 07:52
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The Air Force realise that if you cut short the service life 'to save money' you can get the Tax Payer to fund a super expensive new platform
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