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"We had to destealth the wheels as we could never find them once we got out, it may surprise you, but we have 50 of them scattered all over the field that we can't find."
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Last edited by NutLoose; 10th Aug 2019 at 07:52.
The stealth fighter was so scared from the B 52 fly over, it **** itself.....
See I told you !
The F15C can still blow the wheels off any of that new stealth Shyte !
The F15C can still blow the wheels off any of that new stealth Shyte !
…. and to help the local populace you have just bombed, when you land the aircraft. it comes with its own spade so you can fill in the mud you have moved. Oh can I say spade ?
The Hollywood re-make of "The King's New Clothes" is now in the cinemas - "Donald's New Stealth Fighter".
Here is a clip from the movie:
"Only stoopid people cain't see the fighter!"
"But mommy, there ISN'T a fighter!"
"Shut up, kid, you don't want the President of the Yewnarted States to think you is stoopid, does ya?"
Here is a clip from the movie:
"Only stoopid people cain't see the fighter!"
"But mommy, there ISN'T a fighter!"
"Shut up, kid, you don't want the President of the Yewnarted States to think you is stoopid, does ya?"
Well the box said "some assembly required" so they gave it to BAE.........
...Sob, Sob I was so distraught, sniffle sniffle, when my pet Nighthawk died, wailing wailing, that I had her buried the garden, by Bae, (seemed a good price for the job)….Idiots did it upside down....
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Hey! Come back here with that airplane! It's grounded...