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Old 28th Jul 2019, 00:25
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"Grorious Reader, the Guinness Records people say you definitely have the world's biggest bathtub, and the world's biggest bath toy. But Plesident Tlump has Stormy Daniels in his tub."
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 06:52
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Originally Posted by ivor toolbox
According to some historians its spelled 'Knut'.... ho hum

Ttfn
I say Boadicea, you say Boudicca

Glorious Leader not happy sub not have figurehead of himself on bow. I tell him such a figurehead would reduce underwater speed by 10kts, he even more unhappy now.
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 06:55
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Pernicious gull steal Glorious Leader's pasty! Man AA gun! And tell chef to prepare another dozen pasties...
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 07:24
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"Engine Loom? Has Grorious Reader's fart dispersed yet?"
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 11:44
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"Mark this spot. This is where I'm going to build my Kim Island airport."
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 17:11
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Great Leader American Los Angeles class 10 00 yards off the Port bow... Ok I not fire unless he fire then I will fire one... Lookout FIRE ONE !
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 17:56
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He say send Wun Ping... how he know your name Wun Ping?

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Old 28th Jul 2019, 21:27
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Officer on phone: "I'm afraid the Dear Leader is demanding a hole to stand in that makes him look taller than those who are not standing in the hole."
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 21:54
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"The Dear Leader says he caught a sea bass at least 2m long. It got away, taking his rod with it, so I need you to find me another sea bass that large before we return to shore."
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Old 28th Jul 2019, 22:30
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Dear Leader says his photo used in yet another Imperial Dog**** caption contest. That being so, he ask how come he never receive much coveted CST?
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 06:30
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Yes, you heard me right, Dear Leader wants to go Skiing. What's our best speed again?.......똥 !!!!!!!!!
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 08:03
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"Yes, dear leader, it's a stealth boat and anyone watching will be sure you are walking on water."
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 08:25
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Officer 1: "Is now the moment?"

Officer 2: "But what shall we say?"

Officer 1: "Mummy duck said Quack Quack Quack Quack
and only two little ducks came back."
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 09:04
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"Grorious Leader wants to know who has taken the submaline hatch away. He say my hat not big enough to seal hole - even with my head still in it."
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 10:32
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I know, but glorious leader say he want to watch dive from tower!
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 13:18
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(sigh) how come all my dastardly world domination plans are thwarted by that British agent Loose. Nut Loose
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Come in Great Leader decoy no 6 you are needed to fly immediately to London and find out how the British Prime Minister suddenly has so much money to spend
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 14:10
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Try this one from Faslane today............



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Old 29th Jul 2019, 15:09
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My dear ETOPS.... one will score the competition tonight or on the morrow, and then the announced winner who will be able to post the next image of their choice for the competition to continue.......
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 15:51
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Oh


How about you just declare me the winner and here's a ready made next piccy...........

No? I'll let meself out.............
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 16:53
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Small Navy...small Hats...for small heads!
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