Caption competition

[c52]

"Captain's coming - hide his Christmas present pdq."

[c52]

"Oi, no burials at sea without the padre."

[c52]

"Is this altogether wise, Sir?"

"Good point, Wilson. Tell the men to get their uniforms on."

[NutLoose]

"But sir, it's painted on the side, push here"

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

"Sorry Chung Lo, no landing fee, no landing..."

[SASless]

Just heard over the Ship's 1MC after a whistling of a Bosun's Pipe...."Attention all Hands....give the Ship a clean sweep fore and aft, all ladder ways and passages, and deposit all trash in the **** cans provided!".....right?

[racedo]

Playboy bunnies return aircraft disappears which means they must stay for next 6 months.

[S'land]

I told you not to put Mr Creosote in the pilot's seat.

(For those of us old enough to remember Monty Python's Meaning of Life).

[NutLoose]

"I'm not 'aving fecking pongoes stinking up my ship"

[SASless]

Rivalry before the annual Army-Navy Football game quickly got out of hand.

[Kiltrash]

....and in the contest last man holding on wins ...
or
Captain of the Queen Elizabeth has deamed he only wants shiny new Aircraft on his shiny new ship

[c52]

"Quick! There's 1.2 million US citizens marching on Area 51. Destroy the evidence!"

[racedo]

No Krispy Kremes on supply helicopter always gets this response.

[Penny Washers]

This is a scientific experiment to prove that the earth will reject helicopters because they are so ugly.

[lomapaseo]

The captain said to launch all aircraft and this was still around

[Kiltrash]

I told you only blow the bl00dy doors off

[ivor toolbox]

Skipper said to toss the ship's Bell....

Ttfn

[Wensleydale]

"..... and if we time this right, it will drop right on top of that Republican Guard patrol boat".

[racedo]

Kitchen sink was holding the beer so they threw whatever was not nailed down.