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Old 18th Jul 2019, 14:21
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Brian... are you being a naughty boy again?

Ttfn
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 15:12
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Switch that light off, we were sleeping.
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 15:15
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Hello, Can you see the future. Has Brexit happened ? What happened to SASLess ? Is it safe ?
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 15:31
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He's flashing to God!, We'll never get out of Egypt now.
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 15:51
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So when cross the Red Sea, do i turn left or right. I will go left as nothing will be on the right.
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 15:52
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I told them it's the stairway to heaven, went down like a lead balloon for some reason...
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 17:27
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Apologies for being AWOL....photo forth coming upon return to Chez Sasless tonight!
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 17:28
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Blessed are the Cheesemakers!! W.
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 17:29
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"You're not allowed to fly a drone over a crowd of people!"
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 18:00
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"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!"
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 18:39
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"Never mind not expecting the Spanish Inquisition, it looks like NPAS have finally got one of their new "all weather" fixed wing out on task... OK, I surrender!"
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 18:43
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Jose finally gets the recognition he ( thinks he) deserves
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 19:30
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"He's holding the staff! He must be the messiah!!"
"Hang on, I've got a staff too!"
"So have I, so I must be the messiah!"
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 19:47
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He says "Jehovah" out loud at the light ................. followed by a stoning.
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 19:49
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Originally Posted by SASless
Apologies for being AWOL....photo forth coming upon return to Chez Sasless tonight!
Not a really good caption that
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Old 18th Jul 2019, 20:32
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Pilots think they are Sky Gods, its actually the ATC that bring the light
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 00:31
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Forget the Morning newspapers and the Rig Crew gets a bit upset!
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 01:15
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In the absence of a wardroom piano, they just had to find an alternative.
Last edited by Hydromet; 19th Jul 2019 at 05:29.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 05:18
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When the crew chief said he had dropped the hydraulic access panel under the chopper, there were plenty of jealous fixed-wing d1cks to help him look for it.
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Old 19th Jul 2019, 05:29
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Missing Hydraulic Access Panel....no problem....we will indent for a new one!
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