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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:17
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"There I was, in cloud, upside down, nothing on the clock but the maker's name...."

"Woof!"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:37
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Top picture ( in case you were confused)
ATC helicopter 50 cleared to land ATC assistant we don't have a no 50. ATC are you in trouble no 05 ?
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:38
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Bottom picture. ATC at last someone on the radio that's not talking bollocks
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 10:40
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I know we are in Australia but you don't have to fly upside down
Last edited by Kiltrash; 28th Jun 2019 at 13:08.
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 11:21
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Originally Posted by andytug
"Bit of a mistake letting him fly when you know he reaches round to lick his own genitals every 5 minutes......"
Best definition of a cyclic I've heard...
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 12:46
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And what was the weather like?

Ruff!

(apologies, someone had to say it)
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 12:57
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"Anyone got a poo bag?"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 13:05
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LHS: "Stop wagging your f***ing tail - the rudder trim can't cope"
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 15:38
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Kim Jun Un's in flight meal is kept as fresh as possible
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 15:53
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In Australia ranches are so big Busters dog, Nutty, has to fly everywhere to do its business
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 18:55
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Inverted snobbery meets blade retreat.... God done...
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 19:26
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And if you think the Pilots a Dog, you should see the Co Pilot!
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 19:38
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I couldn't give a XXXX what happens next ...
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Old 28th Jun 2019, 22:30
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I heard Pilots were pussy magnets so I can show them my chopper at same time.
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 02:10
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CA$A's Uber trials in Melbourne were dogged with problems.
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 06:54
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It was only several years later that anyone had tbe balls to tell the CO that the picture on his wall was up side down
or
No its not Tex Johnson but it is Tex Johnson's Australian cousin
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 09:43
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Local council warns pilot, the sh1t will hit the fan if you don't carry a poo bag.
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 09:50
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Local council warns pilot, the sh1t will hit the fan if you don't carry a poo bag.
Bugger me, mate, you've just invented the macerator!
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 11:44
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Bugger me, mate, you've just invented the macerator!
That's something to chew on. (Not a caption.)
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Old 29th Jun 2019, 13:02
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Snoopy is confident his latest idea will scare the Red Baron, because it scared him!
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