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what was that madam, junior has a peanut allergy and you would like us to stop serving nuts with the Gin and Tonics, Sorry the other passengers have voted to remove the child. He will need to go in the hold with the other service animals, Never heard so much Political Correctness
The captain made sure the youngest FA was assigned to look after the child, due to her experience as a grandmother.
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"Don't worry little one, once you join the Navy you will get a full barrel to sleep in."
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"The idea was it would inhale farts thus improving cabin air quality, unfortunately we are having teething problems in that it is producing its own, that are green, sticky and smell worse than those it is supposed to remove"
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"Sorry Ma'am, we have a bunch of scousers down the front, I will go see if I can recover the prams wheels."
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