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Old 18th Jun 2019, 13:59
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He says he saw Kim Jong-un out on the wing...
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 14:39
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"Oh flying in this aircraft feels like one could almost be outside, what with these large square windows this Comet is fitted with"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 14:40
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"Fatigued? no, I just love staring out of these large square windows the Comet has."
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 17:13
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Harry Potter dreams of being a great magician
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 17:19
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Man next to madam. Wish everyone would stop assuming
​​​​​ I am the father, I am not even with this woman.
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 17:23
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The 2 men in a civil partnership bring their offspring back to meet up with their respective families
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 17:31
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Stewardess reading name of baby.

"Someday this Boris Johnson may grow up to be a really important person, at the moment he is just a tiresome little ****"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 17:52
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No, I said in the Unlikely event of turbulence, the baby cot goes in the hatrack!

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Old 18th Jun 2019, 19:21
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Originally Posted by racedo
Stewardess reading name of baby.

"Someday this Jeremy Corbyn may grow up to be a really important person, at the moment he is just a tiresome little ****"
….................... (just adding a little balance).

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Old 18th Jun 2019, 19:31
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Captain has asked me to quieten baby, he cannot hear if the engines are still running
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 19:42
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This Dummy on the floor. Is it yours or the Captains?
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 21:08
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"What a lovely bouncing baby. What's his name, Mrs Wallis?"
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 21:15
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
….................... (just adding a little balance).
Its a Caption Competition, make one up if you don't like what someone else has suggested FFS
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Old 18th Jun 2019, 23:30
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"I can't get a coherent answer out of the little blighter, and along with what you said about a long and drawn out painful Labour, I can foresee him becoming an MP Mrs Corbyn, oh and I see his toys are made by Marx"
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"Yes Mrs Corbyn, he has definitely got the trotsky's"
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 00:07
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Captain, it's time to get up and resume your duties in the cockpit
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 07:14
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"If he's 200 hours old, madam, he can only be the co-pilot, sorry."
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 07:48
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Mother: "Tell the Captain from me that if we 'place the baby's seat in the upright position' she'll fall out."
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 09:07
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Guy with glasses: 'Just wait until he opens the bomb bay doors on that cot, that'll wipe the smirk off your face...'
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Old 19th Jun 2019, 10:43
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...and don't fret madam, if he keeps soiling the nappy we have plenty of spares, we use them as the seat head covers
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