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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we DO have a very full flight today, so please stow any items of hand-luggage of less than 20" length beneath the seat in front of you."
"Madam, this baby is only 19" long, so do as the Captain says."
"Madam, this baby is only 19" long, so do as the Captain says."
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Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Age: 60
Posts: 12,597
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I've just picked my nose - would you like some?
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
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"And in the event of a crash landing, put the baby on your lap and use it as a cushion, just as depicted on the safety information sheet."
Qantas flight non stop Perth to London Heathrow, did not expect the delays to be so excessive that the 8 month pregnant lady in seat 4c would have the baby mid flight, however the Hostess showed admirable ingenuity
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Sorry madam you need to pay the child's fare before we can land
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Sorry madam you need to pay the child's fare before we can land