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Old 17th Jun 2019, 09:57
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Bloke in seat smiling, "Bombs away".
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:14
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You know, one day they will make hanging babies from the luggage rack a human rights issue. Eh, what's "human rights"?
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:18
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Never one to miss a trick, Ryanair added a new category, pay extra and the baby doesn't sit next to you.
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:19
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Hoof Hearted
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:20
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Yes it is the new pilot.
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:21
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Illegal immigration, millionaire style
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:22
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Baby "WTF you looking at"
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:22
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Wait till we hit a patch of turbulence!
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:36
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....and to add to the list of items left behind lost property won't believe this
or
....as a result of joining the mile high club
or
Boris.... found you...
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:48
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"She appears to have drank your duty frees Madam"
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:50
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Slippery when wet.
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:51
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"Hmmmm babies heads....When I was in the WRAF....."
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:54
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"There, there little one.... and when we have firm braking you will go shooting down the cabin and if you do not attain 88MPH you will smash into the galley wall"
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 10:57
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"Yes, I think you're right seņor, he definately has had a crib sheet"
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 11:44
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Boffin on row in front: "Just think, we're flying at 37,000' but that little mite is at 37,002.5'."
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 11:45
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Other boffin: "And owing to the curvature of the earth, he's travelling a couple of inches further than us in the same time."
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 12:32
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Stewardess: "But there's no extra air miles for him."
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 12:52
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..pay attention laddie otherwise you will have to go on Aviation Nostalgia to say ' when my parents emigrated to Australia what plane was I on ?
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:04
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The smiling bloke had a real surprise for the Trolly Dolly when she got around to him on her In-Flight Willy Check!
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 13:22
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Pilots complained that the Crew Rest Area on the 'Baby Airbus' left a lot to be desired
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