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Leader Inspires Demoralised Crew
As a visionary and sympathetic leader, Hoskins had encouraged the Bomb Aimer to empty out his "Absolute Can of Worms" onto the grass, the Tail Gunner to bundle-up his "Utter Sack of S**t" neatly, and the Radio Operator to put his "Total A**e" prominently behind him...
...but he sensed that dealing with the Navigator's "Complete Bag of T**s", was going to require just a little more tact!
...but he sensed that dealing with the Navigator's "Complete Bag of T**s", was going to require just a little more tact!
Hoskins, be a good chap and nip over to Ops and let them know we'll be on our way as soon as we find the bloody keys!
Let this be a lesson to you fellows. That's why I always sit on my cap, so I can always find it when we get back.
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No Hoskins, I haven't stocked anything by L'Oreal since Max Factor. If you insist on wearing Subtle Red Mist on the Dortmund missions, the nav on L for Leather might have it.
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Corned beef...........Corned beef..............Corned beef................Corned beef..............Ah, smashed avo..Must be the skipper's.
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Nav: "No, I've got Milan, Berlin, Amiens and Dresden, but not Hamburg."
Skipper: "OK, we'll just follow the other chaps then."
Skipper: "OK, we'll just follow the other chaps then."
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Oooh look, the kitchen sink, it's even got the plug!