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Old 12th Jun 2019, 09:20
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"I don't know what they shoved in my back door but I can feel it tickling my tonsils, can you see it?"
Cannot think what was on your mind when you wrote that !!!!! But it has earned you the Trophy which will be delivered by DHL.

Take it away
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 09:50
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Wow, its been a while..



from

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...i-Germany.html
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 09:58
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"It's surprising how much you can carry in a pair of Nutty's old underpants!"
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 14:18
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Bertie brought what Nutty requested. Silk stockings, chocolate bars, and plenty of little pills. He was so excited, he was heard to exclaim...
Wow, its been a while..
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 14:20
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"No Nutty. The smaller Durex are at the bottom"
" Wow, its been a while.. "
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 14:22
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No, no, look harder. There are specific boots one must wear in this aircraft!
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 14:51
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"No, no sealed instructions here. Let's all go home for the weekend."
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 15:12
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No, 100ml is the most you can take, and it needs to be in a plastic bag. And while I'm at it your Dalton computer needs to be checked separately....
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 15:42
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I say. Could one of you splendid chaps direct me to the First Class Lounge?
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 15:42
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Looking for the "O" ring.
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 16:02
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Go to Germany
Bomb them
End the war in Oct 1939
Give Hoskins the keys to aircraft
Loose keys and takes 5 1/2 yrs to find them
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 16:31
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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I know I put the can opener in here somewhere
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 17:38
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Future conjuror, looking forward to de-mob: "I'm sure I put the rabbit in here."
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 17:39
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Cripes Hoskins, its just like the wifes handbag, she can never find what she's looking for.
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 17:56
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.....and after demob I am going to be a Customs officer at Heathrow and go through the ladies cases and watch them blush when I find the sex toys
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 17:57
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Radio operator bending down. Sorry chaps the bacon has shriveled up any more in there?
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 18:02
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I'm sure it said Legoland we were to bomb, thought it was strange so near Windsor, but orders are orders
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 18:33
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Sorry no Brylcream so mission scrubbed. Can't go on operations not looking like a officer
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 19:20
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Oooh It's that black dog in there from 617 Squadron that I can never remember it's name.
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 20:36
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"A picnic! What fun!"
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