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Old 10th Jun 2019, 18:56
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Originally Posted by andytug
Hoskins was quite pleased with himself that he had caught 2 aircraft in the same picture was not prepared for the ' slightly out of focus' review he received
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After the Formula 1 race in Canada 2 B 747's prepare to transport to France, one for the Mercedes team and one for Lewis Hamiltoms ego
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Old 10th Jun 2019, 19:44
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Old 10th Jun 2019, 19:47
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Distressed that Air Force One can be identified by a spotter with a telescope, the White House has the aircraft repainted.
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Old 11th Jun 2019, 09:25
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1990 Ha they will never replace us on the short hop to Brussels. ..... 2019 oops

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Old 11th Jun 2019, 17:32
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Old 11th Jun 2019, 23:59
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Old 12th Jun 2019, 00:20
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Clapped out B747's being cheaper than CGI, the sequel to Planes was filmed using real aircraft.
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