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"Hang on I just need to throw up this damned helicopter"
Polar.... You only have one passenger due to weight restrictions?
Atlas....Yes I just flew Kim Jung Un to his local McDonalds (other fast food restaurants are available)
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I bet some smart ass makes a blow job crack
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Having landed at Stansted it was a race to get offloaded fast due to increased apron parking costs
Atlas....Yes I just flew Kim Jung Un to his local McDonalds (other fast food restaurants are available)
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I bet some smart ass makes a blow job crack
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Having landed at Stansted it was a race to get offloaded fast due to increased apron parking costs
Having flown the dental convention to London upon landing the 'Open Wide' request was heard from both planes
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Now you know that aircraft are referred to as 'she'. they cannot keep their mouths shut and both talk at the same time
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At least this way at 20000 feet I cannot have a bird strike on the nose, it just goes through the cabin and out the rear orifice
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Now you know that aircraft are referred to as 'she'. they cannot keep their mouths shut and both talk at the same time
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At least this way at 20000 feet I cannot have a bird strike on the nose, it just goes through the cabin and out the rear orifice
You know if we had studied that little bit more at school, done better with homework, not done drugs or girls we could have been flying the President of the United States round the world, been in nice warm hangers, get the best fuel and oil and had pretty flight attendants instead of hauling rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong
Like most airliners these two have been named after famous people. Care to guess which one is President Trump and which one is Prime Minster May ?
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"Cadet Polar...! Show panels locked, doors closed and slats retracted... and wipe that smirk off your face... or I’ll 'ave you on Show Parades for the next month...!"
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"... no, laddie! I'd never trust a 'former' communist! Maybe the instincts for all the basic tools... oppressive control, bullying, state theft, and deliberate deception... will still be there... just hidden behind a veneer of respectability. Now I reckon, in years to come, they’ll ask why nobody clicked that Barroso, Moscovici, Mogherini, and even Merkel were all... oh, oh... here comes the Skipper, better look busy or we’ll get a rocket for standing around musing on Brexit, when there’s loading to be done...!"
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... so then on the parade at Gütersloh, the Inspecting Officer asks Lofty: "... and how do you find Germany?"... and quick as a flash Lofty replies: "... oh, I turn left at Dover, Sir!"