Caption competition

[Lafyar Cokov]

After refusing to be outdone by the Star Wars Rebel Alliance's fighters - The Great Leader takes the first flight in the "ZZZ Wing"

[Dan Gerous]

Confirm, Slumberdown, 3 Z's to land.

[Kiltrash]

Who is this? Oh Noel Edmunds and you have Pol Pot with you trying to win a Million Pounds and I am his phone a friend

[Kiltrash]

In a strange turn of events Kim Jun Un finds himself removed from power by look a like no 5. And no one notices tbe difference

[MPN11]

"Smoking kills, Great Leader. We wait, patiently."

[Kiltrash]

Smug spotter from PPRuNe Spotter Balcony points out is not a Religious Zealot on tbe Starboard Wing but a Religious Zealot on tbe Port wing with Kin flying back wads

[c52]

Sorry I'm late.

My entry would have been "Captain, my map is upside-down. Eject the navigator through the cockpit window and turn the aircraft round."

Now to choose a winner.

[c52]

It's a dead heat, but Kiltrash has won in any case.

Why am I the only passenger on the plane not that I want hoards of the great unwashed?.
Great Leader it is the only way we can comply with the FAA mandated 90 second evacuation rule due to your exceptional girth.

Calling the cockpit. ....if you don't stop the turbulence I will come up and shoot the pair of you. How hard can it be to fly a plane?

Thanks to all.

[Kiltrash]

I am so honoured indeed. Am travelling at the moment so will put up later (soon)
K

[Kiltrash]

Have had a quick scan through my pictures from Duxford on Tues, and....Don't remember taking this one....However do your thing ...

[cavuman1]

Can-can in a Spam Can....

- Ed

[andytug]

"Yes Captain, I can visually confirm flaps down... "

[Lafyar Cokov]

With everything open like that - you can see all the way inside!

[Buster Hyman]

The exits are here, and here...

[c52]

"Welcome aboard, Dear Leader. You'll observe that we've modified the door and the flight attendants' uniform for you."

[Buster Hyman]

At 7000ft: "Bye Sugar. Thank you for the silk....oh...."

[andytug]

"She says she's waiting for the load master, Sir..."

[andytug]

"Hoskins, when I asked you to book Dakota Fanning...."

[racedo]

Come up and see me sometime, Big Boy

[racedo]

Hoskins.... post sex change.....nuff said