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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 09:41
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"OK, desk has nice French polish, but I want nice Korean polish. Fix it!"
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 09:52
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UNDERLING ...Why we not take off?
Sorry Great Leader but there is a Klingon clinging onto the Starboard Wing (bow )
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 09:57
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Climate Change protestor in North Korea did not get the email about Heathrow so went to Pyongyang by mistake. Big problem
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 09:58
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It is Fathers 4 Justice you say. MORE SPEED we know how to deal with protests
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 11:07
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I think Gig Economy overwork staff even by my standards. My Just Eat cabin service provider fall asleep on job...
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 13:33
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If Anthony Worrall Thompson is on the Starboard wing, Gordon F****** Ramsay must be on the Port. Get him inside now, tell him I want 4 portions of deep fried sweet n sour Kimchi, half rice, half chips.
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 15:57
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“Hurro, Theretha ... just wanna say Jeremy my choice as thuckthetthor.”
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 16:06
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Hello Donald, Vladimir has asked me to pass on a 'reguest' so it cannot be traced back to Moscow. Please can you endorse Nigel or Jeremy ?
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 17:52
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I wish I had never visited Russia ! Vladimir's guys won't leave me alone !
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 19:04
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"Back in the USSR boys - You don't know how lucky you are boys"
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Old 2nd Jun 2019, 23:52
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"....Hullo Pilot?...Yes, that was very funny, but no more low passes over the sleep disorder clinic ok!"

(I like recycling...)
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Old 3rd Jun 2019, 09:19
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"Hello Donald, how is your state dinner going?, I hope they serve donkey, I just call to let you know I have found your missing Mister Corbyn"
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Old 3rd Jun 2019, 18:49
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As I am important like Trump, I will send rude message to Mayor of London... when I can remember how to spell his name.
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Old 3rd Jun 2019, 21:12
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Judgement this time tomorrow.
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Old 4th Jun 2019, 03:43
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"I said I was ronery, not catatonic. Get him outta here!"
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Old 4th Jun 2019, 06:58
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"Him? Oh he's the right wing opposition."
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Old 4th Jun 2019, 11:12
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"Herro? Pirot? When I say I want to see Andes out of my window - you fly to South America - you no put men on wing!"
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Old 4th Jun 2019, 11:24
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I thought Corbyn was left wing?
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Old 4th Jun 2019, 12:45
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No, I do not have and have never had PPI
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Old 4th Jun 2019, 14:00
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