Caption competition
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Space Control from Patrolman Maguinness.... ah'm just til the north o' Cullybackey, so ah am... nar 'til you see Serjent, you'll ne'er believe me... an' ah haven't touched a drop, so ah haven't... you'll call me a liar... but thurr's a wee man up here in one o' them SR-71 things, tryin' to escape... goin' like the clappers, so he is... an' he's bein' chased by some other buck eejit in a Beaver!
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Insurance cover...? At a time like this...? Tell the Navy Board I've only borrowed it to save the world, and I'm paying for all the petrol...!
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“Yes, dear, I’m putting the dustbin out right now!”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I've got another bloody puncture. Can you send one of those little repair kits and make sure the sandpaper's in it this time?
On my way back from WemberleeMay I suggest
Flash reports one way to beat the M25 traffic jam
Or
In the 70"s the union used quick reaction flying pickets
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Flash McFly in back to the Future 4 uses a development of the hover board
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Flash to ground Control .... looks like I picked the wrong week to give up LSD
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Nutty and Buster annoyed at not being allowed to post a picture practice 1v1 against BPF
Flash reports one way to beat the M25 traffic jam
Or
In the 70"s the union used quick reaction flying pickets
Or
Flash McFly in back to the Future 4 uses a development of the hover board
Or
Flash to ground Control .... looks like I picked the wrong week to give up LSD
Or
Nutty and Buster annoyed at not being allowed to post a picture practice 1v1 against BPF
A task more difficult that getting #Brexit through the UK parliament is judging the Cap Comp. but someone has to do it
First welcome to Follow the Supper is ,... nice to see new blood
However runner up is Hot n High with
President Putin, Sire, we have the ideal next PR shot lined up for your Esteemed Mightiness! If we just Photoshop that weedy Western wimp off at the waist, add your manly rippling torso back in above the belt, without any of that putrid, pansy upper-body Western clothing trash getting in the way of course, I think it will greatly enhance your already glorious "Russian Rambo of the Future" image, Sire! Permission to commence Photoshopping, Sire?
Of course it helps if you are aware of PPs propensity for appearing topless in photos whenever he can….
but the winner of the current competition is Tredigraph with...
Take it away sire
First welcome to Follow the Supper is ,... nice to see new blood
However runner up is Hot n High with
President Putin, Sire, we have the ideal next PR shot lined up for your Esteemed Mightiness! If we just Photoshop that weedy Western wimp off at the waist, add your manly rippling torso back in above the belt, without any of that putrid, pansy upper-body Western clothing trash getting in the way of course, I think it will greatly enhance your already glorious "Russian Rambo of the Future" image, Sire! Permission to commence Photoshopping, Sire?
Of course it helps if you are aware of PPs propensity for appearing topless in photos whenever he can….
but the winner of the current competition is Tredigraph with...
Take it away sire
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Oh, thankee kind sir!
See what you can do with this - I'll judge towards the end of the week.
See what you can do with this - I'll judge towards the end of the week.
Avoid imitations
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"Where's the propellor gone?"
"Same place as Bert's arms - and he says it's the last time he ever tries to swing a prop!"
"Same place as Bert's arms - and he says it's the last time he ever tries to swing a prop!"
The introduction of Girling drum brakes saw the demise of the Brakesman crew member as depicted in this photograph, it also saved the Service a small fortune in new boots.
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"Beagle has put forward the name the mighty Vickers Gunbus, but with the close proximity in the cockpit of the prototype I thought BE One might be apt, followed by BE Two for the production version"