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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Alexa, order me a large breakfast at the nearest Wetherspoons. And play "Ride of the Valkyries"...
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"No, I didn't say I wanted a big rock, I said I wanted a big...…."
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"We're going to have to call off the invasion, I have forgotten my big **** orf watch"
"President Putin, Sire, we have the ideal next PR shot lined up for your Esteemed Mightiness! If we just Photoshop that weedy Western wimp off at the waist, add your manly rippling torso back in above the belt, without any of that putrid, pansy upper-body Western clothing trash getting in the way of course, I think it will greatly enhance your already glorious "Russian Rambo of the Future" image, Sire! Permission to commence Photoshopping, Sire?"
Of course it helps if you are aware of PPs propensity for appearing topless in photos whenever he can….
Of course it helps if you are aware of PPs propensity for appearing topless in photos whenever he can….
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"But you said to Flash your'e Gordons"
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"What do you mean Madonna wants her missile bra back?"
"The power of Christ compels you!"
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To cope with flocks of dragons on the airfield, the BCU had to upgrade their squawking Landrover.
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“Hello, Base ... with just 2 missiles and one little gun, this thing isn’t going to do well in a dogfight.”
Join Date: Mar 2010
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Annoyingly, the standard singlet was too small to provide space for all his 1,000 hour badges.