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Old 19th May 2019, 10:23
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watch what happens when I get to 88 Mph!

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Old 19th May 2019, 10:34
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An update on the 1980 version... (not a caption)
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Old 19th May 2019, 12:36
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"You loaded the bomb into the correct vehicle I suppose? You know it goes off when it's at ground level and at least 20 minutes have elapsed since the engine was started?"
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Old 19th May 2019, 13:57
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On learning that the new fighters would be rather speedy, Top Brass issued a Requirement for high-speed "Follow Me" vehicles.
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Old 19th May 2019, 16:16
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Think bubble over the F 18 Cockpit "In your dreams buddy !"
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Old 19th May 2019, 16:18
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Think Bubble over F 18 Cockpit " If only I could have his job ! "

Think bubble over race car driver " If only I could have his job ! "
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Old 19th May 2019, 16:20
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Pilot: "What do you top out at ?"

Race Car Driver: "Oh about 5 Million a year"
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Old 19th May 2019, 16:28
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To keep up with modern technology, the ATC Landrover needed an upgrade.
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Old 19th May 2019, 17:28
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F1 car: "Cool! Do you have a flappy paddle gear box or is it push button?"*


*My F1 knowledge pre-dates Stirling Moss...
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Old 19th May 2019, 17:46
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"Red Bull gives you wings!"
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Old 19th May 2019, 18:02
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"This track's got no corners!"
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Old 19th May 2019, 19:52
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The F/A-18 and Formula One vehicle, both at full throttle, are held stationary by means of cables held in the mouth of Chuck Norris, who is off-screen right in this rare photograph.

- Ed
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Old 19th May 2019, 21:02
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Mercedes find a loophole in the amount of wing they can carry.
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Old 19th May 2019, 21:03
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The "Buzzin & Hornets" team have upgraded their cars somewhat this year!
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Old 19th May 2019, 22:02
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We've put the lift-generating appendages on upside-down on both those machines, and we'll see if the car flies and if the plane doesn't.
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Old 19th May 2019, 22:02
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While the Powers That Be were puzzling over whether to allow the Whore.net team in the race, they didn't notice that it had 2 engines.
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Old 20th May 2019, 04:48
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The RAAF evidently learned the importance of choosing the right airframe for a celebrity event, unlike the RAF who tried to out run a F1 racer with a Jaguar.......
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Old 20th May 2019, 04:52
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie

An update on the 1980 version... (not a caption)
Dan Ricciardo: "Ha! You'll never see me in any of that French rubbish!"
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Old 20th May 2019, 09:38
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Jesus mate speed up, there's a road train on yer six!
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Old 20th May 2019, 09:42
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FA18 Pilot, why yes I do have afterburner, you are just on fire (again)
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