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Old 17th May 2019, 14:35
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"The Staishes driver wants to know have you seen his Chamois, as he needs to wash his car."





i wonder wonder how many of you know relevance
Bugga I was just going to post that.... and very nice Chamois leather they were.

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Old 17th May 2019, 14:41
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So we put this here dye in the fuel tanks, and get a nice red, white or blue exhaust smoke for the King's birthday flypast... nope it'll never catch on, mark my words Nutty.

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Old 17th May 2019, 14:53
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There must be an easier way to empty the Elsan.
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Old 17th May 2019, 15:02
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"Not quite what I thought you meant by ' Slipper a length of hose.'!"
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Old 17th May 2019, 21:11
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I'll have a judge tomorrow (or Sunday if I get diverted by Eurovision).
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Old 18th May 2019, 20:00
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I enjoyed Treadigraph's recipe for Fairey Cakes with:
Originally Posted by treadigraph
Hang on... I think it's sixty pounds of icing sugar and thirty of butter...
But the winner is Buster with
"At least they'll make nice little floats when you land inverted on the lake again."
Well done chaps, and take it away Buster.


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Old 19th May 2019, 07:03
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Cheers W.

Didn't think I was a chance but...just like ScoMo...

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Old 19th May 2019, 07:24
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The new Australian challenge - who can get to the sandpaper first!
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Old 19th May 2019, 07:30
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The Labor Party car, covered in fancy slogans, thinks that it is an absolute shoe-in, and spends time waving to the faithful, and doesn't see what is roaring up behind.
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Old 19th May 2019, 07:40
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buzz... crackle.. .Ricciardo took the wrong turn
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Old 19th May 2019, 07:43
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24 hours earlier in the bar Ricciardo was boasting that his Renault would beat anyone else's car and was sure he was challenged by a Honda eventually realised it was a Hornet driver
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Old 19th May 2019, 07:48
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With Albert Park being flooded with a unseasonable monsoon the TV companies demanded that the organising committee find a replacement racetrack
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Old 19th May 2019, 07:48
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...and so the idea of the Pitts Special was born.
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Old 19th May 2019, 08:00
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When Hoskins wouldn't slow down his exits, it was necessary to find a faster 'Follow Me' car.
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Old 19th May 2019, 09:17
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The third entrant in the drag race had difficulty in reaching the start line at all at all:-



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Old 19th May 2019, 09:42
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Red Bull had a sneaking suspicion that Wiiliams were cheating...
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Old 19th May 2019, 09:54
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Raaf pilot Buster knew that he did not have to gun the aircraft as Max and Danial were bound to crash into each other
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Old 19th May 2019, 09:57
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Top Gear (Australia) decided a race between a presenter and a fully trained fighter pilot would make great viewing, what could possibly go wrong?
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Old 19th May 2019, 10:00
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Christian Horner thinks, now if we painted it to look just like ours we might give the Mercedes and Ferrari a run for their money
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Old 19th May 2019, 10:22
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To infinity and beyond!

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