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Old 16th May 2019, 06:05
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Rehearsals for the first air-to-air refuelling trials were coming along nicely, although Ponsonby was intrigued as to how Carruthers intended to keep his cap on in the slipstream.
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Old 16th May 2019, 06:12
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Many thought that Ponsonby's legendary bar room tales of derring-do were simply alcohol-fuelled - and how right they were...
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"OI! No mobile phones on the forecourt!"
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Old 16th May 2019, 06:33
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Mystery competition: Pick which man is the pilot.
No Pilot here, (s)he will arrive just in time to kick the tyres and light the fires
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Old 16th May 2019, 06:36
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decisions decisions, more fuel or more payload?
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Old 16th May 2019, 06:40
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At the Old Warden open flying day they still like to dress up in period garb and do things the old fashioned way, just after this picture was taken McDonalds delivery arrived to spoil the effect
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Old 16th May 2019, 06:47
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Round the world? No, I'm only taking Fred across to Croydon but since they introduced ATC, the holds and procedures have become ridiculous...
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Old 16th May 2019, 07:01
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Not realising his place in history, Bertie becomes the first ever passenger to impatiently await boarding by hovering at the gate.
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Old 16th May 2019, 08:40
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The inventor of the up-hill syphon leans casually on the wing in order to emphasise that no physical effort is required to make his apparatus work.
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Old 16th May 2019, 09:19
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"And for my next trick, I shall balance on this tiny, unstable platform far above the wing while the aircraft performs aerobatics."
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Old 16th May 2019, 11:19
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You know Jonesy, I've a feeling we were supposed to take the wheels off, then fit the floats.
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Old 16th May 2019, 11:49
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Passenger consumption of Sauvignon Blanc required drastic measures.
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Old 16th May 2019, 12:03
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"Regulations say port in the starboard tank, sherry in the port tank."
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Old 16th May 2019, 15:16
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"Ok that's the oil tanks filled, where do we put the fuel?"
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Old 16th May 2019, 15:26
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Owing to no smoking in confined places they had to fit a open top cupola behind the pilot so Winston could partake on the flight to Tangiers
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Old 17th May 2019, 08:30
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I'm sure I read somewhere about fuel in the bowser. Damm wish I could remember what it was
or
calling the company. ' appears our card is not accepted for fuel here '

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Old 17th May 2019, 08:41
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Refuelling engineer shouts down '. Sure you want more fuel.?' Pilot replies 'the only time you can have too much fuel is if you're on fire'
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The ground crew painted the cowling as a memorial to the late, great, Grumpy Cat.
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Old 17th May 2019, 14:00
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Early trials did seem to prove that the outside toilet was a non-starter....
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Mr. Prune decided to have a cigarette whilst waiting for Mr. Jones to finish whatever he was doing.
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