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"He wouldn't give up his lucky horseshoe, so I had to bring him with us."
Photo Finish!
A large field of entrants approaches the wire with one furlong to go! They are all the fastest and funniest horses ever seen! Their jockeys rise up and whip their sweaty steeds with furious humo(u)r! Out of nowhere comes Lafyar Cokov, a late entry with impeccable credentials. They're at the finish; Cokov wins with "Wow -- look at the size of that Horse Fly!" The crowd rises to its feet and, in an huge standing ovation, claps their collective cock off. The rest of the entries find their way to Tesco's meat department. (Yea or Neigh?)
Congratulations, a wreath of roses, and the CST are on their way to you via Pony Express, Tovarisch!
- Mr. Ed
Congratulations, a wreath of roses, and the CST are on their way to you via Pony Express, Tovarisch!
- Mr. Ed
Blow Me, Beotch!
- Ed
- Ed
Really would it kill the flight crew to wait for the crew bus, like the rest of us ?
GAAK, I just spit out a very annoying piece of flying fluff !
MMMMmmm, A nice light snack, hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and yummy on the inside...
Evertonian
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