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Old 5th May 2019, 06:53
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Seating in row 1b was a squeeze when it was realized Ryan Air carried their own aircraft tug on board
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Old 5th May 2019, 08:32
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Security staff search in vain as intelligence officers report a drug mule on the flight from Columbia.
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Old 5th May 2019, 09:01
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Ryan Air go up market in an attempt to show that it's not just donkeys that choose to fly with them
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Old 5th May 2019, 09:03
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"Well.... Doris and Alf from 2 doors down brought us a straw donkey in a sombrero back from Spain last year and the missus decided to go one better for their gift"
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Old 5th May 2019, 10:16
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Visually impaired lady thought it was just a Labradoodle thay had given her
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Old 5th May 2019, 10:18
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Duty free on this flight sold its entire stock of perfume
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Old 5th May 2019, 10:20
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The airline did apologise but as the hold temp and pressure was broken the smelly livestock would have to accommodated in seat 1c
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Old 5th May 2019, 10:46
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"He heard what happened to the animals in the cargo hold of Miami Air landing in Jacksonville."
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Old 5th May 2019, 11:02
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He says he's related to The President. And when I look closely, yes, there is a strong family resemblance...
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Old 5th May 2019, 13:04
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Hyphen-Smyth and his girlfriend were off to the Islands for a Romantic Holiday.....the poor blind Woman who was seated next to them had no idea!
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Old 5th May 2019, 17:09
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Having grown up the Milky Bar Kid could not bare being apart from his steed
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Old 5th May 2019, 17:12
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John Wayne shows his contempt when being told by the FA "Get off your horse and drink your milk"
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Old 5th May 2019, 18:33
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"Yes Iv'e brought the old nag on holiday with me, and the horse too"
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Old 5th May 2019, 19:31
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Once he saw the Horse, Osama realised there was a Sky Marshall on board.
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Old 5th May 2019, 20:08
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Sorry I can't talk just now Ethel, I'm feeling a little hoarse.
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Old 5th May 2019, 20:10
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Oh, we just told the Cabin Crew it was a guide horse for the blind.
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Old 5th May 2019, 22:10
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Hey, it looks like your horse is stuffed.
Well it will be stuffed when we get to the hotel
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Old 5th May 2019, 22:10
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Tonto jsut couldn't be parted from his trusted friend.
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Old 5th May 2019, 22:11
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I heard do you want to bring back Sea Horse with you.............
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Old 5th May 2019, 22:12
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My little Phoney got his friend on board.
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