Caption competition

[ShyTorque]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Ahh..... rather like playing ones organ in a cathedral

What you do on a Sunday is your own business....

[Kiltrash]

"Your gonna need a bigger poo bag "

[ShyTorque]

"I'm cutting down on my carbon footprint...it doesn't use much fuel but the emissions are terrible!"

[Kiltrash]

Having retired from FedEx Captain and Mrs Hoskins redevelop their lounge to remind them of their last employment. Flying Donkeys round the world

[Ascend Charlie]

When Ernie Mudguts asked how he could get more legroom, he was told he would have to "pony up".

[Kiltrash]

Security officer in the crew restroom at London Stansted. " You will never guess what came through my scanner belt today".

[Wensleydale]

It has to go as hand baggage - whoever heard of a horse going round on a carousel?

[andytug]

"No, I said we had to fly *to* Shetland!"

[andytug]

"Well, he did say that good pilots are as rare as rocking horse poo..."

[treadigraph]

It's a ****land pony.

Shetland.

Nope, have you seen what he left in the aisle?

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins never again negotiated an EBA after he conceeded that the catering trolleys were hard to push for the cabin crew...

[Buster Hyman]

Economy. The Ass end of the aircraft

[Buster Hyman]

I asked for the Fish, not the Burrito.

[Kiltrash]

What goes on tour stays on tour

[Kiltrash]

Captain was called from the cockpit to help the CC with a difficult passenger was not prepared for what happened next

[Kiltrash]

Well the roses will appreciate what I brought back from holiday

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Horse: "Book the row behind the bulkhead they said. There's lots more room they said."

[racedo]

Passenger brought Lunch for all.

[racedo]

FA asked Passenger " Oh do you ride bareback"
Passenger "Not now as my wife is here"

[cattletruck]

Now serving - Tesco meat.