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Old 25th Apr 2019, 10:57
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Del Boy is spotted taking the lead from the church roof
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I think the pistols at dawn is a bit one sided
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Well did I fire 109 rounds or 110 rounds, to be honest in all that action I forgot to count, well do you feel lucky punk ?
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 12:35
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Of course I am peaceloving, when I am not I drink a tank.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 12:35
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Pray sinner, like you never prayed before.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 12:36
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Paedophiles. Just line them up. Let Satan sort them out.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 12:40
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Hey war mongerer Politician, getting scared yet. I give you 10 seconds or 100 metres chance. Promised God I would give you a chance. He wanted 5 and 10. You won't be meeting him after.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 13:15
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Hoskins, Fed up with being the butt of PPRuNe jokes changes occupation and seeks divine retribution of ( enter the avatar here)
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Police person, Please move along nothing to see here
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The redundant Cardinal of Notre Dame askes the builders, who left the stove on?
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 13:18
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Herr Rust, having landed at Red Square hoped for a more friendly reception
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 13:45
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Not a caption, 'Exorcism Russian style'....I cheated
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 17:39
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At the annual May Day celebration in Red Square the clergy is given an unfair advantage at the shooting gallery



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Old 25th Apr 2019, 17:45
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The Church Police find out there's no rat tart left for pudding
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 19:30
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The UN Peacekeepers finally realise that it's easier to just look away.
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Old 25th Apr 2019, 20:04
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House of Lords bishop considers helping 007 carrying out Her Majesty's request.

(ref: the "All of parliament, Ma'am?" "Yes 007, the whole bloody lot" picture doing the rounds on the Internet...)
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 02:49
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Just qualifying for the Padre Brevet ......
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 05:35
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Is light.....comfortable....feels good. I'll take a gross. You take a cheque? We're good for it.
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 06:55
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Scope? Who needs a scope, I just fire and God descides if they deserve it or not
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 06:59
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In Russia Bagpipes are a banned musical instrument so McTavovich disguises his as somthing normal
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 08:15
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Confession just got a whole lot more interesting.
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 08:17
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I'm just off to redeem some sinners.
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 08:19
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I'm just off to redeem some sinners.
Are there any sinners here? Come on, speak up...
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Old 26th Apr 2019, 08:23
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"Now a reading from psalm 7.62."
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