Caption competition

[TLDNMCL]

Morticia Addams takes her first flying lesson.

You Tube

[Kiltrash]

….. any picture showing Supersonic shock waves is worth viewing
or
...and puff it was gone
or
David Blaine ,,,,,,and for my next trick

[Kiltrash]

Smell it? ..... I am sitting in it

[Parson]

If Top Gear did aircraft reviews.....

[c52]

RVR was unlimited before the accident aircraft began its take-off.

[c52]

The windscreen wiper on the right wing was only one of this model's design faults.

[Kiltrash]

Smoke on GO
but Red one we are on the ground
don't care need to accrue training hours before PDA

[Kiltrash]

Italian Air Force join in and show a new Pope had been elected

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Volkswagen show they effects of removing their emissions reduction software.

[Ascend Charlie]

OK, a quick comp is a fast comp.

Points to C52 for

The windscreen wiper on the right wing was only one of this model's design faults.

and Kiltrash gets a pat on the back for

Italian Air Force join in and show a new Pope had been elected

But the trophy is sent to RACEDO for:

BAE has developed its very own stealth aircraft, creates a cloud around it, unfortunately the slopes of Ben Nevis as littered with test aircraft as we can't see where we are going.

The trophy was in storage at Notre Dame, but I think Les Firies saved it, with some smoke damage.

[Kiltrash]

Now the votes are in, counted and verified AC I did like your Chemtrail one 😂
Well done Racedo a worthy Victor

[c52]

An afterthought:

"Sir, cropdusting is what you do when you're airborne. Just look how the fertiliser is making the weeds on the runway grow."

[Wensleydale]

...and I didn't get time for "Aeroflot charter flight for tourists to Salisbury gets airborne". My own fault of course!

[Kiltrash]

Or owing to the smog RACEDO cannot find his Tablet to realise (s)he is the winner

[MPN11]

ATC declares RED weather, and diverts everyone else.


oops ... I see it’s all over. Sorry! Been somewhat distracted of late.

[Kiltrash]

The VAR Officials take advantage of the smoke cover to get safely out of Manchester

[SASless]

Right Bloggs....I get the smoke...now what about the mirrors part?

[Ascend Charlie]

"(Pfffffttt) Racedo and his (prrrrrffffttt) vindaloo curries - oh jeez, that was toxic even if it WAS mine! (Pffffttttt....)"

[racedo]

Thanks as hadn't checked in....... Happy recipient of CFS (still warm)

Try this one.

[Wensleydale]

Brian wished that he hadn't ordered the air conditioning option for his new microlight.